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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 01:51 PM        Cosmo's Lunchtime
SO, I drove over to Publix to pick up some lunch and after wandering around the store for 15 minutes, made my selections and proceeded to the nearest express lane to check out. The fat, greasy mongoloid at the register directed me to customer service so I wouldn't have to wait in line. I walked over to customer service and there was no one on that register. A young lady got my attention and said, " I can get you over here" I walked over to her register and noticed that she was about 3' tall and standing on a box. She was pretty cute, for a midget...she rang up my stuff. The total was $6.66. I wonder if this had anything to do with the fact I've been shopping in the church of satan's online gift store earlier today. It truely boggles the mind.
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 02:23 PM       
maybe it has to do with SALES TAX .
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 02:28 PM       
I DON'T LIKE THIS THREAD!!!










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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 02:30 PM       
That midget will proberly try to kill you later tonight.
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 02:33 PM       
I REALLY DONT LIKE THIS THREAD!!!
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 03:12 PM       
SATAN

MIDGETS

BLAH BLAH BALH

THE DOOM GENERATION
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 03:30 PM       
[quote="Spectre X"]I DON'T LIKE THIS THREAD!!!




Your a fucking midget, aren't you......
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 03:34 PM       
he's robably a fag
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 03:34 PM       
*probably oops.
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 04:02 PM       


those comics are without doubt the funniest thing on the internet.
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 04:13 PM       
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A young lady got my attention and said, " I can get you over here" I walked over to her register and noticed that she was about 3' tall and standing on a box.
That was the discount fellatio line ... it was half off.
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 11:38 PM       
as a hard core christian, this shows that you are a bad person, cosmo, and you are going to hell after you die. if you want to avoid from that happening, i would suggest you to come clean and admit your wrongdoings. remember, jesus always forgive.
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 02:29 AM       
ALLAH PROTECTS
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 02:32 AM       
JESUS SAVES
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 02:35 AM       
Jesus was a talker
Out of place New Yorker
Hung out on the boulevard
Sellin' nickel candies
Saving all his quarters
Bought himself a cheap guitar
Started playing' bars
The kids came in their cars
You'd hear them shouting at the stage

[Chorus]

Jesus saves
Jesus saves

Jesus started changin'
Things got really strange
He saw his tee shirts everywhere
Started missing shows
The band came down to blows
But Jesus He no longer cared

Things got out of hand
And so he quit the band
But still the critics they would rave

Jesus saves
Jesus saves
Her him cut through the night
On your late night radio waves

So the dice were cast
Today became the past
And Jesus He just disappeared
Headed for New York
Or so his label thought
And there he gave away the years

Last seen drinking wine
Beneath a flashing sign
Promising salvation to strays

Jesus saves
Jesus saves
Her Him cut through the night
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 02:50 AM       
Dick head. You were s'posed to say "cuthulu thinks you'd make a great sandwich" you jerk. Thanks for nothing, you ruined it.
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 09:23 AM       
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A young lady got my attention and said, " I can get you over here" I walked over to her register and noticed that she was about 3' tall and standing on a box.
That was the discount fellatio line ... it was half off.
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 04:40 PM       
Jesus lived his life in a cheap motel,
on the edge of Route 66, yeah.
He led a dark and a twisted life,
and he came right back just to do it again.
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 05:19 PM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 08:39 PM       
If they're funny, yes.
Boogie Rules......
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 10:04 PM       
BOOGIE DOESN'T RULE THE DOOM HOUSE
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Old Nov 21st, 2003, 09:26 AM       
whatever
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Old Nov 21st, 2003, 10:31 AM       
yeah, man, like, whatever, dude. haha.
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Old Nov 21st, 2003, 11:02 AM       
I don't believe in midgets.
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Don't even go there. To the Doom house.
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