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Old Nov 13th, 2006, 01:49 AM        NEW ARTICLE: THANKSGIVING DEPRESSION MADE EASY!
Don't let the holiday cheer keep you from feeling down! Let Max Burbank shuffle your jolly heart into a world of sorrow and pain. Thanksgiving is near, so it's time to get festive!


NEW ARTICLE: "THANKSGIVING DEPRESSION MADE EASY!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/t...depression.php

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Old Nov 13th, 2006, 12:07 PM       
Max, that was brilliant.
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Old Nov 13th, 2006, 02:27 PM       
Extremely well said, I suppose you really enjoy Thanksgiving Max?
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Old Nov 13th, 2006, 02:44 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2006, 03:36 PM       
Jumpin' Jesus, Max. That's gotta be one of the funniest pieces you've ever written. Of course, I don't know you and I've never read anything of yours, but bravo nonetheless.
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