We should make clever, terse insults and share them!

[Mad Melvin]

oh I get it! you're being ironic! You crack me up diet soda!

[liquidstatik]

OKAY

[FartinMowler]

My favorite insult that I witnessed was some teens on a bus calling a kid that obviously his mother dressed "a fucking bar of soap". Terse jerks.

[Yggdrasill]

What the hell? Seriously I have no idea what any of that meant.

[Supafly345]

This thread reminds me of Lost in Space.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I was called a fanny bandit during wrestling practice today.

[Grislygus]

Either you're in a school that redefines the term "squeaky-clean", or that was actually an invitation.

[RectalWart]

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan

I was called a fanny bandit during wrestling practice today.

That's what happens when you get a stiffy and mash it against your opponents ass, Zelda. :/

[noob3]

for some reason i keep thinking rectal wart is jeanette X, and i was laughing at the post and i was like "score 1 for jeanette X" but apparently it was some guy named rectal wart

maybe you should change your name for so i'll find you funny ok?

ps - good job zelda on the raging hard-on during wrestling

[RectalWart]

Hm...what should I change it to?

Yes, I know I'm opening myself up for some "good-ones". :/