GADZOOKS VS. Esuohlim (Battle of the Characters)

[GADZOOKS]

It's time to see which one of our net personas would win in a TOE TAPPIN, MOTHER FLAPPIN MOCK WAR

Whoever wins becomes to the new esuohlim or the new gadzooks it matters who's who and since we are the same person it makes a whole lot of sense.

[Mister Sarcastic]

[GADZOOKS]

Matthew Perry eh? your should change your name to Mister NO TALENT

[Tubesock]

This is worse than my threads.

[ScruU2wice]

Yeah but not as fucking long

[Zhukov]

Gadzooks has knocked up quite a few posts, so he must be doing something right.

[GADZOOKS]

Especially from a guy who's named after what he furiously masturbates into.

Eh, Tubecock?

I'll go on Esuohlim later.

[Tubesock]

Holy crap! You just managed to make fun of my name using the most obvious and uncreative mock in the world! Don't you feel like an idiot now!

[Professor Cool]

You are the last person to be talking about being uncreative, you twit.

[Tubesock]

Professor Cool, you are so COOL I want to be just like you! You are way cooler than New Kids On The Block and way cooler than Bob Saget! Not only that, you're a professor, which means you've had proper college training! Tell me the secrets of your coolness, so that I may grow up to be like you!!!

(HAHAHA, loser)

[Esuohlim]

FUCK THIS THREAD

[Tubesock]

Okay.

* Tubesock jams his dick through the monitor.

AAAAAAHHHHHHH...

[Esuohlim]

FUCK THIS THREAD

[Tubesock]

Give me some time, man. I need to reload.

[Esuohlim]

FCUK THIS TRHAED

[Rongi]

THIS TRHED SUX

[Schimid]

STFU FAG

[Rongi]

:'(

[Professor Cool]

Originally Posted by Tubesock

Professor Cool, you are so COOL I want to be just like you! You are way cooler than New Kids On The Block and way cooler than Bob Saget! Not only that, you're a professor, which means you've had proper college training! Tell me the secrets of your coolness, so that I may grow up to be like you!!!

(HAHAHA, loser)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...medy/saget.JPG

Well DJ, it's going to take a little growing up before you can become as cool as me, but don't worry, keep your chin up and sooner or later the kids will respect you for who YOU are.

Now how about a hug?

[Tubesock]

My God, Professor Cool! That is so COOL the way you make fun of Bob Saget like that! And all you did was just repeat a line from Who's The Boss or whatever shitty show he was from! And that picture you stole from your google image search is like so REBELLIOUS it's like you're a modern-day James Dean! And the way you highlighted the words 'growing up' as if it's some kind of subliminal message that no one would get if they weren't in bold! I mean, that is so COOL!

And to think I once thought you were a moron! Boy, do I look foolish now!

(fuckwit)

[Perndog]

Damn it, this is turning into Tubesock round three.

[Esuohlim]

FKCU TIHS TRAHED

[Professor Cool]

Originally Posted by Tubesock

My God, Professor Cool! That is so COOL the way you make fun of Bob Saget like that! And all you did was just repeat a line from Who's The Boss

Oh please, don't act like you don't know what show it's on, you probably cried when Michelle fell off that horse DIDN'T YOU.

So do you just sit around here because you know that if you go on the outside regions of the board people like Rog and FS would make mincemeat out of you.

And along with my scrappy young chum Milhouse, FUCK THIS THREAD

[KellyGayos]

no

[Tubesock]

I'm sure you like all those faggoty shows, Professor Cool (Cause let's admit it, Full House is SUPER COOL, [though not as COOL as you]), but as far as I'm concerned Michelle can rape that horse from both ends.

As for why I don't go out this board, I prefer hanging out with COOL people like you! Hahahahaha, you're COOL cause you're Professor Cool! Obviously with a nickname like that, you must be COOL!

How are you going to retaliate, Professor COOL? Stick your thumb up your butt and go, "AAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!"


P.S. You don't have to keep highlighting words. I can read your retarded point of view just fine without any emphasis.