Mothers strange food

[FartinMowler]

Did your mother or for the political correct your mothers "life partner" ever make strange food?

My mom used to make Jello or pudding and put things like smarties or fruit like grapes and not tell me or my brother. My brother called them Lurkers.

[noob3]

I AM BOYCOTTING THIS THREAD

I think ears are SEXY. Thoughts?

[Rongi]

No, she didn't do anything like that.

Maybe because I wasn't morbidly obese as a child, eh fartin ?

[Johnny Horton]

My mother had mashed-up carrots, parsnips and chicken curry for dinner today

[Esuohlim]

MY PARENTS WERE NORMAL SO WE ATE NORMAL FOOD.

And ears are NOT sexy.

[Spectre X]

sexy ears are sexy.

[Bod]

My parants made me eat tripe until I was sick and then I still had to finish it.

I will never ever forgive them.

[FartinMowler]

Noob3 did you know that some people think that the ear looks like a VAGINA?

[Cap'n Crunch]

I don't think ears look like vaginas. Maybe Esuohlim does. That is why he thinks ears aren't sexy.

[Jeanette X]

On hot days, my mother would put ice in a clean sock and give it to me to suck on.
I love my Mommy.

[slavemason]

Earotic discussions are one thing but the rest of these droppings need to be in the ska forum!

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

I don't think ears look like vaginas. Maybe Esuohlim does. That is why he thinks ears aren't sexy.

ZING!

[sadie]

if i get to heaven and they serve mashed-up carrots, parsnips and chicken curry for dinner , i'm OUT OF THERE.

[Captain Robo]

Fartin's life story was illustrated quite well in the Wierd Al song "Albequerque"

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Captain Robo

Fartin's life story was illustrated quite well in the Wierd Al song "Albequerque"

I love that song and I hate saurkraut.

I think that's how you spell it.

[FartinMowler]

I did a search for the lyrics of Albequerque but couldn't find anything (maybe to do with copyright crap) but I will buy Running with scissors this weekend if I can find it.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by FartinMowler

I did a search for the lyrics of Albequerque but couldn't find anything (maybe to do with copyright crap) but I will buy Running with scissors this weekend if I can find it.

Here are the lyrics.

And you definitely should by it. I don't know why you haven't, yet.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I never heard it. I'm downloading it now.

[Esuohlim]

It's 11 minutes and 22 seconds of pure hilarity.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I only hear 5 minutes of hilarity so far.

[Les Waste]

Someone gave me Running with Scissors one year for Christmas. I listend to it once. I don't remember what's on it.

[JonSwift]

Well Les, most of it is pointless parodying of hit rap/pop songs while the the Albequerque 'song' is pretty fun.

[Esuohlim]

Your Horoscope for Today is my other favorite on Running With Scissors.

My appendix will burst next week.