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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 10:56 PM        CRAPONASTICK
This is the first time I make a thread directed at a person. This means you're pretty special.

I have something to say to you, which I believe to anyone that has read most of your... 'posts' is going to sound something like an understatement. I fucking hate you, and I wish you would die. I want you to eat your mouse, or head-butt your computer screen or something. Anything. As long as you do not post any more.

Open your window, place your fingers on the opening and slam repeatedly. Replace fingers with head and repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat until the words you are reading are nothing more than a hazy blur, and you can then, in some amazing twist of fate, mispress Ctrl-Alt-Del instead of Enter.

In times like these, I wish by force of will alone, I could do harm to others. Others such as you. But lets face it, it's a silly idea to begin with. Which means that I'll have to personally track you down and bludgeon you to death with your porch door if you post anything again. Anything at all. Including voting at polls, hell including editing older posts.

So in short, please fuck off and die. Do not make me resort to drastic measures.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:06 PM       
here, crapola. i'll make it really simple for you, since helm (who, by the way, is not even a fucking native speaker of the english language but can express himself better than most in it) obviously left you lying in the dust.


summary:

please fuck off and die


laterz.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:09 PM       
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here, crapola. i'll make it really simple for you, since helm (who, by the way, is not even a fucking native speaker of the english language but can express himself better than most in it) obviously left you lying in the dust.


summary:

please fuck off and die


laterz.
No I know, I just wanna know why.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:10 PM       
REPEAT. REPEAT. REPEAT
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:14 PM       
I don't see what I did though.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:15 PM       
What was your previous name?
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:18 PM       
And what does that tell us?
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:18 PM       
Nuff said.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:19 PM       
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And what does that tell us?
That I'm a dirty newb that all of you assume has no knowledge because of the date he registered and the number of posts he has?
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:23 PM       
I AM THE NEWBIE CUDDLER
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:24 PM       
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I AM THE NEWBIE CUDDLER
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:25 PM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:27 PM       
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That I'm a dirty newb that all of you assume has no knowledge because of the date he registered and the number of posts he has?
No. It tells us that you are a fucking waste of brandwidth. It tells us that we should not bother with you at all. It tells us that you fucking need to die.

It's not about dates, it's not about posts, it's about the overwhelming sense of desperation that overcomes me whenever I click on a thread that has the last post in it signed with your very appropriate name.

It's pretty overwhelming.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:29 PM       
Is that whats bothering you? Thats stupid. Its amazing how some people can't even realize how USELESS it is to be fighting online.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:33 PM       
COME TO PAPPA BEAR

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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:39 PM       
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No. It tells us that you are a fucking waste of brandwidth.
Brandwidth? I hope it's not Brand X width! OH NO!!!
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:45 PM       
What the fuck are you doing here then? You're not contributing anything, that's for sure. Might as well try to defend your apparent uselessness, not underline it.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:49 PM       
I've been making that mistake for a few years now. I do not think I could stop. It's part of my amazing personality now.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 12:03 AM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 01:12 AM       


Did you enjoy it as much as I did?
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