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Old Sep 2nd, 2005, 04:57 PM        VINCE: ARE YOU BACK?
Vince;

Listen; If you're just here to drop a verbal turd or two and flounce off to watever locked ward you been 'fucking' Kevin's 'Mom' in, tell us now.

I've invested a lot of time and effort in you over the years, and I have to say you've been a big disapointment. You flew out of here in an absolute state of panic at the mere suggestion of someone seeing the actual you and since then you've been the e-equivalent of a cock teasing, frigid little sorority sister , unable to follow through here any more than at your sadly failed website.

If, however, you have come back full of tales of Submarine letters, fainting out and underwater hand jobs, how you'd tear Sadaam a new one with your own hands if not for your ill health, and your truly remarkable and unique use of English... Than I would welcome you back like the prodigaol son, to this, your true home.

What's it going to be you cringing, punk ass, closet facist? Put up or shut up.

And if you cpould talk about my 'pussy' in your response, I'd be really, really greatful.

PS: Remember I'm a Jew. That could be a great source for you to work from.

PPS: That is not "Kevin's Mom". You have been hallucinating. That is your roomate, Phil. He has a severe anxiety disorder and you are not helping with his recovery.
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