You are bidding on a completely new, completely sealed and completely amazing copy of 'The Day After Tomorrow' starring such current and future has-beens as Dennis 'Any Given Sunday' Quaid and Jake 'I Got Broken-in In the Mountains' Gyllenhaal. I'm selling this on ebay for 1 cent because I'll get more enjoyment out of the bottle of Tang I'll invariably buy with the proceeds instead of wasting my time cracking the plastic wrap on this waste of a movie. Please note that when I use the term 'waste of a movie', what I really mean is 'the best movie ever, since Independence Day'. As my special gift to you, I will throw in an offer to save up to $15 on other quality Fox DVDs, which would theoretically allow you to purchase this DVD from me all on Fox's dime. Sweet Jebus!
Good luck, happy bidding and always follow your dreams.
Not because the movie's good or any other preposterous notion but becuase I support the purchase and consumption of Tang and because that guy seems pretty cool.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
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