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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:15 PM       
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Yuh, they still do stuff like that here. Being vets and all, we cut them lots of slack. Otherwise it'd be US they'd hack up.
:im a hacked up piece of fish if my uncle ever caught me saying that
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:15 PM       
well to be fair she was a stupid lazy bitch for just leaving the drawer open when she was done with it
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:16 PM       
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I think he's a violent lunatic who needs to be shot right now.
Trust me when I say he's a nice guy who has never hurt anyone. He's a kind and caring person who has some rare outbursts of anger. Other than that he's a respectable hard working guy.
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:18 PM       
But so are a lot of people in Deliverance country!
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:18 PM       
I'm questioning your definition of "nice guy" if you're talking about someone who drowned a bunch of kittens, as opposed to putting them up for adoption when they were weaned so he could spread the love.

Also, didn't you say he was a vietnam vet? He must have hurt someone while he was over there.
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:22 PM       
They might have died anyway, really. Drowning might be considered a more humane death than other bad stuf, y'know. And I think it used to be a common practice, now that I remember an old Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom died and was in front of Heaven's gate and the other cats in front of him were run over or something, and there was a wet sack of kittens

I wouldn't drown kittens, though.

[edit]GW, hurting someone in war is a hell of alot different than hurting someone in everyday life.
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:22 PM       
If you consider maintaining a fighter jet as hurting someone, then he is guilty as charged and we need to muster together a group willing to string him up and serve him juistice.

Terra where I come from we don't associate with you Deliverance folk. Now if you excuse me I have a date with a debutant right now.
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:24 PM       
Wait, why would maintaining a fighter jet make someone crazy?
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:24 PM       
Well have lots of fun! And stay away from dem kitties!!
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:25 PM       
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Wait, why would maintaining a fighter jet make someone crazy?
Just join the Air Force and you'll get your answer.
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:28 PM       
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hurting someone in war is a hell of alot different than hurting someone in everyday life.
ever hear of the ten comandments
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they say you shouldn't kill or hurt people no matter what

And Whiterat, why didn't you say he was in the air force earlier? It would have explained a lot.
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:31 PM       
I didn't think that the branch he was in really mattered.
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:32 PM       
My father used to rig chutes in Vietnam. When something happened and a chute failed, the military made sure they were out there to examine the remains. It haunted my dad and he talked about all the time. One time the military brought in boots of somebody who had hit the ground standing up. Everything that the jumper was, remained in those full boots. I can only PARTIALLY-FRACTIONALLY imagine what haunts those men that service life or death equipement.

I don't justify kitty killing. But I can't imagine what the military goes through and what I hear from my uncles and my father, is filtered for decorum. It has to be hell.
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:34 PM       
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I didn't think that the branch he was in really mattered.
Do you even know anything about the air force? Excluding the guys that terra's talking about, they're the shittiest uptightest pussiest and most retarded branch of the army (I guess you could say they just plane suck, haha). If I had such a terrible job I'm pretty sure I'd be a violent maniac too.

I wouldn't kill kitties though
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:37 PM       
Granted I haven't been to Iraq yet and I have it fairly easy here in Japan but things aren't exactly peechy keen all the time. I don't think people realize the sacrifices that one makes when they join the military, especially when they are overseas. You are basically leaving your life behind as well as in the hands of the government.

That's why I respect everyone in the military, even the cooks who serve me my scrambled eggs at the chow hall.
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:45 PM       
How long have you been in service White Rat? Are you to be going active soon?
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 12:14 AM       
I'm doing an assignment online on subject/verb agreements and this question came up:



Which sentence uses correct subject/verb agreement?
A. The kittens that crawled out from under the abandoned car was shivering.
B. Most of one kitten’s fur were covered with grease and grime.
C. The rest of the kittens in the litter was clean, but wet.
D. The parents of the litter were nowhere to be found.


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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 12:15 AM       
No offense, but how fucking old are you, 12?
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 12:20 AM       
No, our teacher had a review on this stuff to see if we could just skip it, but alot of the other students didn't get good scores so the whole class has to do stuff so we can see what we need to study.

[edit]You're never too old to feel sad about cold little orphan kittens
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 12:23 AM       
How the fuck did they get bad scores on a fifth grade level grammar quiz? Is your class completely retarded or something?
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 12:27 AM       
There were trick questions

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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 12:28 AM       
Why not? It's fun :o
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 12:29 AM       
you've obviously not been paying attention to the grammatical skills of the internet users around you.
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 12:30 AM       
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 12:32 AM       
Huh, maybe the fact that most of the girls in the class have Myspace pages might account for that, huh?

I've read them, they cannot type
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