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Old Sep 17th, 2006, 08:56 AM        How romantic are you?
I'm a romantic guy. I was wondering what you've done that you think is romantic?
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Old Sep 17th, 2006, 02:18 PM       
looked at pictures of pretty ladies on the internet

went to a party trying to score

gave kudos to girls for their myspace blog posts

weaseled my way into getting a hug from a girl who was giving them to people she knew better than me because i wanted to feel her tits on me

when a girl made a spelling mistake and then self-consciously pointed it out to me in her email to me, i declared that it was now the new spelling for it

when a girl started complaining about men i agreed with her and said "we suck"
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Old Sep 17th, 2006, 04:51 PM       
me and my girlfriend mutually masturbated in the middle of the woods. I leaned against a tree while she did me, and and then we switched places.
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Old Sep 17th, 2006, 05:26 PM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2006, 05:36 PM       
DuFresne wins as far as stories go.
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Old Sep 17th, 2006, 06:17 PM       
Flavored lube and tacky stripper clothes are about as romantic as I can get.
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Old Sep 17th, 2006, 08:43 PM       
Dumped my ex girlfriend 2 days before valentines day.
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Old Sep 17th, 2006, 08:48 PM       
Was she at least a bitch? If she was a bitch, then it's cool. I wouldn't want to spend VD with a bitch.
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Old Sep 17th, 2006, 08:49 PM       
Nor would I want to get VD with a bitch.
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Old Sep 17th, 2006, 08:50 PM       
I thought she was cheating on me. But she wasnt. Found that out awhile back.
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Old Sep 17th, 2006, 08:51 PM       
I'm constantly seeking unrequited loves. Why? I'll never know. Though my luck may be changing. I hope, at least.
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Old Sep 17th, 2006, 09:05 PM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2006, 09:10 PM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2006, 09:13 PM       
yeah, most girls find anarchist propaganda pretty boring.
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Old Sep 18th, 2006, 07:51 AM       
I'm constantly seeking unrequited loves. Why? I'll never know. Though my luck may be changing. I hope, at least.
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I buy my wife flowers once in a while and buy her lunch
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Old Sep 18th, 2006, 09:37 AM       
I'm not an expert in the romance department, but I think i've got the gist of it down.

One time I took one lucky lady to the local Burger King where I treated her to a couple of Rodeo Burgers, with the waters on me.

We had Adult Video News award worthy sex right there in the booth! I was the envy of the entire school.
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Old Sep 18th, 2006, 11:42 AM       
Hailing a cab on 6th avenue at 10:45 p.m out in the rain, after spending $365.00 on your "date".. Priceless.

Being romantic is expensive, so whats in your wallet??

Visa, its everywhere you want -and dont want to be..

Now thats a commercial i would like to see.
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Old Sep 18th, 2006, 11:53 AM       
i hope your name becomes ironic
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Old Sep 18th, 2006, 01:31 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2006, 02:36 PM       
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yeah, most girls find anarchist propaganda pretty boring.
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Old Sep 18th, 2006, 04:29 PM       
Eh. I never talk about that either. Though my luck really isn't changing.

I'm looking for someone to stimulate my soul.
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Old Sep 18th, 2006, 04:34 PM       
by stroking your ego, right
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Old Sep 18th, 2006, 11:34 PM       
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me, i bout fell down laughing when i read that.

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Old Sep 18th, 2006, 11:52 PM       
I've done some stuff i forget them though, sorry *sigh*
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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 07:10 AM       
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Eh. I never talk about that either. Though my luck really isn't changing.

I'm looking for someone to stimulate my soul.
Just start smoking meth. You'll break out with horrible acne and your teeth will rot but you'll get all the stimulation that you can handle.
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