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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 04:10 PM        I just beat Mortal Kombat (ARC) on one credit!
And I have a witness, too!

And I got a flawless on Goro!

And I shadow kicked a dude after punching his head off!

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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 04:18 PM       
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 04:51 PM       
emulated or an actual stand-up cabinet
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 04:54 PM       
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emulated or an actual stand-up cabinet
I'm guessing emulated.
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 04:56 PM       
lol maybe it's emulated IN a cabinet
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 05:18 PM       
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lol maybe it's emulated IN a cabinet
Sounds like a win-win situation to me!
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 06:58 PM       
Chojin, I say Congrats to you and the feat you have just acompolished. I would Shake you by the hand and buy you a Pie, but youre over there and Im over here and i dont have a car or a job and Im too lazy to move today. But you should be proud of yourself for doing that.

Also, Johnny Cage is the best Fighter in any Mortal Kombat game. Shadow Kick beats all.
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 11:44 PM       
Jeff The Ninja, if there is one thing that we'll ever agree on it is that Johnny Cage is the best character in any game ever :< Even if I hate everything else you stand for :<

Willie, it was emulated. There is no way I could be good at this game on a joystick. :<



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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 02:00 PM       
I would destroy you as Liu Kang.

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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 02:39 PM       
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You know, after looking really closely at this fatality, I really don't know what the fuck happened.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 03:39 PM       
I punched his head off and shadow kicked him out of my SIGHT!



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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 03:54 PM       
Johnny Cage is not afraid to die.

In fact, he appears to be quite fond of it.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 05:27 PM       
Emulated doesn't count damn it. It has to have the original controls.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 06:32 PM       
Yeah cause original controls is the NYHEGH NIRHEYYEH NIIIRRRR
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 06:55 PM       
The joystick control on this game is so poor, though. It's impossible to use Cage cause all his moves are back-forward button, and the joytsick always fucks that up.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 07:06 PM       
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The joystick control on this game is so poor, though. It's impossible to use Cage cause all his moves are back-forward button, and the joytsick always fucks that up.
That's what we call a CHALLENGE.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 07:07 PM       
No, it's just unintentional gayiety. Like how they made the 2P controls on most MK cabinets left-handed.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 07:44 PM       
Wait, Johnny Cage is a charge character? Like Guile? That sucks.

I still don't see exactly what happened in the picture. All I see is a dead body on the ground with a severed head on it's crotch. Did you take out two men at once, you brut?

If Cage is in the third one, I'll pull a Cyrax and annoy the hell out of you.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 09:11 PM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 09:46 PM       
Cage isn't a charge, his moves are just lateral (in MK1): b,f,lp / b,f,lk

Doesn't work so hot on a joystick.

Also Cage's character is dead in MK3 because Pesina did some advertising work for a rival company while in the Johnny Cage outfit.

Oh and an explanation: There's a bug in MK1 arcade where you can pull off another special move or finisher in the 1 frame between Cage's fatality and his victory animation. I like popping off the shadow kick at that time, and it makes the character's animation go from 'beheaded' to 'receiving kick to sternum', so their head reappears.
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 04:23 PM       
Huh... I learn something everyday.
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 05:25 PM       
"Johnny Cage is not afraid to die. "

Wasn't that from the mortal combat soundtrack? I remember listening to that when I was a kid.
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