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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 12:29 AM        Post your favorite clichéd sitcom jokes :hat
Whiny character: (says something important or asks a question)
Jerk friend: Hahahahahaha....(pause)....OH YOU'RE SERIOUS. (laugh track)

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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 12:40 AM       
"You telling me that you added THAT to my mother's brownies??"





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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 02:06 AM       
The one that annoys me the most is the Must See TV Repeated Dialogue Syndrome. An example?

MONICA: But you can't fuck a camel!

JOEY: I can't fuck a camel?

MONICA: No camel fucking!

(cue obviously drugged audience clapping like drugged seals)
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 06:00 AM       
Man: I dont say this often enough, but...I love you.
Audience: Aaaaaawwwwww
Woman: I love you too.
then the man and the woman hug.
Man(still holding the woman): So, How about some anal sex?
audience: hahahahahahahha!!
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 06:31 AM       
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The one that annoys me the most is the Must See TV Repeated Dialogue Syndrome.
Oh jesus, this one is so awful. Seinfeld does it in every episode, but I still like Seinfeld.

I will highlight a couple of good ones from this page:

when someone gest killed and everyoens like "we're the polcie"
sent to us from huond!

when they pretend to talk on the phone and the off-the-hook alarm goes off and they get embarassed!
sent to us from Jixby Phillips!

(that one is demonstrated in HOT TUPAC which you can read in the Reccomended Readings/Stories board)

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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 04:08 PM       
(as seen in friends a lot)

phoebie: what do you think of this picture?
racheal: its really weird and stupid...
phoebie: i painted it!
racheal: ..and i LOVE weird and stupid things!

and...

monica: i cant believe you guys actualy watch porn!
joey: whats wrong with porn?
monica: its just a bunch of sweaty naked people
joey and chandler: YEAH!?!?! (in load obnoxious voices)
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 07:26 PM       
The catch phrase... with attitude!
Uncle Jesse: "Have mercyyy!"
The Fonz: "aeyyyyyy"
Joey: "WOOOAAHH!"
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 10:22 PM       
you nimcompoots milhouse did ask for specific quotes, he asked of cliches, and whats with this friends crap

I have several.

Baby Birth episodes the father always faints

Then there's the LAME EXCUSE ONE, where the person has to make one up and his.her friends chime it making someting TOTALLY RIDiculouse

I have to..
IDIOT 1: Buy
IDIOT 2: WATERMELEON!
Yeah i have to Buy Watermelon sorry.

And of course made famous by three's company was the comic sexual misunderstanding, where it sounds like their fucking (whoops) but actually they are just putting up drywall or something like that.
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 11:53 PM       
when the main character tries to sneak away from employer/girlfriend/etc. and bumps into them without noticing,
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Old Aug 31st, 2004, 01:25 AM       
OH OH! The person has to be two places at the same time, like dates, and keeps running back and forth
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Old Aug 31st, 2004, 05:17 PM       
especially if they have to change cloathes or wigs between people, then HAHA they wear the wrong thing at the wrong table.

the only show that gets away with the forementioned cliche is blackadder, mainly becuase its funny . especially for the 'great booze up' explanation


another one which happens far to often is the 'confession' sketch. one character has to confess something to another character. eg:

(racheal has to tell monica that she broke her vase)
racheal: monica, i have to tell you somethi...

monica: know what makes me mad? that someone would just break my vase and not even tell me! if i knew who did it, i would simply kill them! now what where you saying....

racheal: uhhhhhh... nice...wallpaper! uhuhuhuhuh....

(cue scooby doo-esce canned laughter)
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Old Aug 31st, 2004, 11:47 PM       
Norm: Good afternoon, everybody.

Everybody: Norm!

Coach: How about a beer, Norm

Norm: Hey, I'm high on life Coach. Of course, beer is my life.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 03:24 AM       
Getting trapped in an elevator.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 03:36 AM       
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with a pregnant woman.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 04:29 AM       
The friends tells you to watch a pet/baby/robot and it escapes, and they find it in the least likely spot.

Or the pet/baby/robot dies, and they replace it.

Or the pet/baby/robot gets injured, and they cover it up.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 04:42 AM       
you guys are describing SITUATIONS, not JOKES, jeez louise are you guys dumb!
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 07:18 AM       
The Serious Situation clichés. Drugs, illnesses. Hell, even weddings. They always try to make the audience feel like there's this deep, meaningful situation happening, and it makes me laugh how stupidly these things are written.

I think the only show that made it work was MASH, but then I didn't consider that a sitcom anyways.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 02:51 PM       
Jesus fucking christ you guys are SCREWING IT ALL UP!
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 03:08 PM       
sienfeld:

kid: hey, you just DOUBLE DIPPED the chip
george: what are you talking about? (audience )
kid: you just dipped the chip, bit it, then dipped it again. you DOUBLE DIPPED THE CHIP. that's like putting your whole mouth in the bowl!
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 03:29 PM       
That's not a cliché :/

How about when Alf gets a chance to go home BUT HE STAYS is that a good one

How about when Alf tries to eat the cat but gets caught then tries to cover it up

How about when the neighbor thinks she's seen Alf and they try to cover it up by telling her she probably has a brain tumor
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 04:10 PM       
OK but seriously though, when the father's mother comes over to stay and he's really overprotective but she just wants to GET JIGGY WITH IT and have sex or do drugs or watch porn or other stupid shit.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 05:16 PM       
How about when the older brother/sister comes in from whatever-city and he's always better than the other guy, until you find out that the sibling is a real smuck and everyone loves the other guy again.
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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 03:37 AM       
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you guys are describing SITUATIONS, not JOKES, jeez louise are you guys dumb!
The sitcoms call them situational jokes. It funny, because of the situation.
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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 03:50 AM       
You are WRONG

HERES A GOOD ONE: when the charater asks a question like, "If you are out here, then who was that upstairs in bed... they sounded just like..." (they realize the answer, and both complete the sentance and angrly call out to the person) "... URKEL!!!!!!!!"
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