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CaptainBubba · #1

Did you guys know that this is an online forum? Did you know that no matter how much you post here or how much you think someone here is your friend, unless they are outside of the computer you're pretty much typing to an advanced version of Smarterchild. Did you know that the euphoric and nirvana-like day of ascension when you finally say something almost entertaining or worthwhile and all the "veterans" here seem to accept you will never come, and even if it does you'll quit because you realize all you wanted was acceptance and not an actual forum to talk in?

Did you know that you suck? Did you know that even though I'm generally disliked here and I still post here?

The fundemental difference being that after I post I usually turn off my computer without seeing who responded because I couldn't give less of a a fuck about any internet persona. There was a time when I would post and refresh every 5 minutes or so, because I felt it would be fun and worthwhile to try and make some type of bond to a community. Some people here are funny. Others aren't. You're probably one of them. All I suggest is maybe reading what you write and imagining someone else wrote it before you post.

For example, if someone posted this, I would either ignore it as another annoying attempt to "straighten out" the constant metro of board fags, or I'd find a picture of the Rodney King beatings and photoshop it so it says something clever, possibly offensive, and post it without explanation.

Either way it will illicit pure anger and resentment toward that poster. I assure you.

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Bubsy · #3

hey i am not smarter child@!

Anonymous · #4

This thread should have all posts after #2 deleted, then locked and sent to Thread Backups.

CaptainBubba · #5

If I were a mod it'd be done and done.

Ghost of Fraiser · #6

oh well

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Drew Katsikas · #7

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Originally Posted by Chojin

This thread should have all posts after #2 deleted, then locked and sent to Thread Backups.

Post 2 sucked, also.

Jixby Phillips · #8

too long i didn't read it

Pub Lover · #9

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Post 2 sucked, also.

Sure thing, Humour King.

Drew Katsikas · #10

I might not give into board seniority, but I do know what I laugh at.

Besides, it's not a funny contest, remember?

Anonymous · #11

I didn't say it was funny, I said it should be locked.

But you really did show me, back there. Up there. In that place where you showed me.

Ghost of Fraiser · #12

Wow, drew is being mean.

Supafly345 · #13

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Originally Posted by Drew Katsikas

I might not give into board seniority, but I do know what I laugh at.

Besides, it's not a funny contest, remember?

That's right, it is an idiot contest. Isn't that right ?

Anonymouse · #14

I don't give a shit if the veterans accept me or not, I like reading my own text.

Evil Robot · #15

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Did you know that you suck? Did you know that even though I'm generally disliked here and I still post here?

Thats not true, I like you, youve never really done anything stupid on this board, I don't know why you hate yourself so much.

Drew Katsikas · #16

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Originally Posted by Drew Katsikas

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Originally Posted by Chojin

This thread should have all posts after #2 deleted, then locked and sent to Thread Backups.

Post 2 sucked, also.

See, I said it sucked. Never said anything about humor. The humor part was insitgated by one Pub Lover. Take it up with him.

Anonymous · #17

Well played, you dirty faggot.

Popo · #18

Am I the only one who notices the contradiction of a "Gay Alien Bondage Dog" calling someone else a faggot?

CaptainBubba · #19

If people don't hate me, then they should.

But this really should've ended with post 2.

And I thought it was funny.

CaptainBubba · #20

holy fucking shit.

it never ends.

Popo · #21

I was only making a point, I am so sorry Cap'n Bubba, arr. ;D!!

sadie · #22

the reason i'm posting here, in this thread, right here, in this post, is that i don't have even an inkling of a life and i crave acceptance from all of you. and you are real people. don't listen to that captaincrappa. he's the real idiot here. he's the one who doesn't get it. shut up and love me.