My latest piece in the "Best Week Ever" blog :o

[Mockery]

You've probably seen the VH1 show Best Week Ever... well this week they plugged my latest National Lampoon piece about "Sideways". I've always liked the show, so this is really cool to see.

http://bestweekever.blogs.com/best_week_ever_blog/

(scroll down to June 29th and you'll see it)

Hooray :o

[James]

So, does this mean you're officially abandoning I-Mockery.com?

[Mockery]

Haha yeah, because I've been slacking off on it so much lately.

Now if you don't mind, I've gotta get back to work on my latest I-Mockery piece.

[James]

Well, you weren't slacking YET. But who knows now? I mean, Mr. Big Man with the VH1 nod for work he did on other websites.

Going for the big money and the fabulous prizes. I know it, man. You used to be cool, and underground. You "got it," and now look. Fucking sellout. It's all about the money now for you. You sold your soul in exchange for fame. You lost your HEART, man.

What's your latest I-Mock piece, huh? How you write for National Lampoon now? How you bought some new spinnaz for your pimped-put ride? How you now ONLY drink Sprite, because you MUST obey your thirst?

[ziggytrix]

Hahah, don't listen to him Rog. I'd be all over that mad bling bling too.

[Chojin]

I just wish you'd work on the hate pages again :<

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by James

How you now ONLY drink Sprite, because you MUST obey your thirst?

Ha, that made me laugh. Congrats James, that's a first for you!

Originally Posted by ziggytrix

Hahah, don't listen to him Rog. I'd be all over that mad bling bling too.

Yep, I got LOADS of cash. I just work at Circuit City as a hobby. You know, so I can stay real. I know mah rootz!

Originally Posted by Chojin

I just wish you'd work on the hate pages again :<

Haha nope. Those pages will likely never be updated again. I can appreciate that a lot of people love 'em, but I got tired of that stuff and I don't like to overkill stuff. Only one of those sites I might update again sometime is the Church of Mockery.

[mburbank]

Mock, congrats, friend.

Hey, lets rule the world. Wanna?

I don't know about you, but selling out has always been my lifes goal. And if that's what I'm aiming for, how can it be selling out?

Oh, shit! I've made selling out not selling out! That means I'll never be able to SELL OUT!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[James]

That's the same thing that happened with Madonna, Max.