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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 02:56 PM        I just slammed my toe into something so hard...
IT HAS SOME KINDA INTERNAL BLEEDING THING GOING ON AND IT HURTS SO BAD IM LAUGHING
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 02:57 PM       
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 03:01 PM       
The fact that I was running when it happened makes it all the more devastating.

Everything in my house seems devilishly placed for me to run into.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 03:38 PM       
Good thing you weren't carrying scissors.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 07:05 PM       
I was hoping for someone to relate but I guess i'm the only guy who runs into things constantly
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 07:08 PM       
I broke my little toe in a door once. I was standing near it, my little brother came storming in, door closes, toe breaks, I pass out.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 07:33 PM       
my big right toe tends to bleed should i stub it against anything harder than a piece of dust, its ingrown and shit you see (the toe, not the dust).

its quite annoying
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 08:02 PM       
i run into stuff and stub my toes all the time you're not alone.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 08:09 PM       
I am also a victim of the evil house syndrome. My house is trying to kill me
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 08:47 PM       
I broke my foot once. I got a big black bruise on it and it hurt for a few weeks.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 09:46 PM       
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 11:30 PM       
They're doing construction on the building next door to work, so I walked over to Burger King for lunch and my shin met a cinder block.

So no, you are not the only one. But around the house... maybe so.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 11:44 PM       
stubbing toes hurts...especially that little bastard on the ends.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 05:58 AM       
It's especially bad when its freezing and you're shuffling your chilled ass off to find something to stop your toes from falling of and BAM! There goes your toe at seemingly outrageous velocities into something like a doorframe, feeling your little appendage crumpleand then the pain, ohhh the PAIN!!!!
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