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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 09:43 PM        Is it wrong to masturbate to thoughts of a girl who died?
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 09:48 PM       
Tell your "friend" that it's perfectly fine. It's like having your own personal "wake" for her.
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 10:25 PM       
Think of it as a memorial.

And anyway, Poe said "There's nothing more romantic than the death of a beautiful woman."
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 10:26 PM       
Or a depository.
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 10:26 PM       
It's only nasty if yer masturbating.. to thoughts of her dying or thoughts of her corpse.

But if your thinkin about the girl doing you before she died.. i dun see anything wrong with it. :/
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 10:29 PM       
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It's only nasty if yer masturbating.. to thoughts of her dying or thoughts of her corpse.

But if your thinkin about the girl doing you before she died.. i dun see anything wrong with it. :/
Or you could imagine you made SUCH SWEET LOVE (tm) to her that she died. No? I didn't think so either.
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 11:41 AM       
I heard that he jerked off several times while composing "Annabell Lee".
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 06:03 PM       
But James, now that she's in Heaven she'll know what you're doing! You might offend her immortal soul!
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 06:21 PM       
He might offend... or tantalize
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 06:27 PM       
You're right, I mean after all:
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 07:06 PM       
If I was jerking off to a dead girl, I'd jerk off that much more at the thought that she might be watching.
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 07:19 PM       
*gives thumbs up* It's good man, go for it James.
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 07:23 PM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 07:32 PM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 08:51 PM       
What if she went to hell. That would be sinful.
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 10:55 AM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 04:13 PM       
it's cool. i like to think about elvis.
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 07:08 PM       
You should've just fucked her corpse after you killed her.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 09:43 AM       
Sometimes I masturbate to thoughts of Terra dying.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 10:25 AM       
Sometimes I masturbate to thoughts of Terra dying.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 11:44 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 12:32 PM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 04:12 PM       
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Sometimes I masturbate to thoughts of Terra dying.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 08:22 AM       
It's OK as long as you're the one that killed her.

I learned that from Chronicles of Riddick.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 08:47 AM       
Don't wait too long or you'll have to reheat her in the microwave.
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