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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 12:24 AM        NEW SHORT: "An Open Letter to the Parents..."
Max Burbank's first short piece on I-Mockery is ironically about... shorts! Check it out!


"An Open Letter to the Parents of the Girl with the Word on Her Ass." -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/juicy

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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 01:23 AM       
This is the first time I have actually wanted to clap my hands in applause after reading a comedy piece.
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 08:25 AM        hurrah
hurrah and thrice hurrah for the paragon of morality that is maximum burbank. working with the pikeys, um I mean public I see this arse writing on young children a lot. i have seen girls as young as 7 or 8 with the word 'sexy' emblazoned in sequins across their bottoms. Given the political climate in the uk where parents biggest fear is child molesters- the popular press would have people believe that there is a paedophile living on every street, it seems rather an inappropriate fashion trend.
plus these clothes are normally made of velour or terry towelling which is just low class.
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 08:31 AM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 09:15 AM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 09:52 AM       
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This is the first time I have actually wanted to clap my hands in applause after reading a comedy piece.
Yeah, Max does that sometimes.
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 10:05 AM       
i can very mucxh relate to max here. i feel the enormous amount of guilt and self hatred whenever i see shorts that says 'perfect', 'sexy', etc being worn by 10 year olds.

i've seen shorts with 'BROWN', which represents brown university, stitched across the back of the shorts. tyurns me off, you know.
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 10:46 AM       
I saw a girl at the gym that had shorts that said "spoiled" across the ass...at first glance I thoght it said "soiled" :/
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 02:33 PM       
I like the ones that say "Angel" becuase sometimes the "g" get's stuck between their ass cracks and spells "Anel."

Which I know is spelled wrong, but it's the thought that counts.
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 02:34 PM       
WHERE IN THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN???!!!!
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 02:42 PM       
It was in my Gym class...
So she was probably about 16 at the time... which might make it off topic but I still thought it was funny. A-yup.
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 02:48 PM       
Does this mean that you're staying?

BTW, good job, Max!
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 02:57 PM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 04:18 PM       
as always, a great write up by Max.

and stuff.
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 04:25 PM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 10:05 PM       
today i saw "DRAMA QUEEN" on an ass.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 02:11 AM       
What I don't get is why anyone would want to have something writen one there ass at all :/
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 11:06 AM       
Might as well say "Whore in Training!" Girls should have to wear tarps until they're 16 at least!
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 11:36 AM       
I think women should wear Burkkas & Yashmaks at all times.
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Old Aug 21st, 2004, 12:22 AM       
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Old Aug 21st, 2004, 06:12 AM       
What I've been wondering since this asinine trend took its societal foothold, is why the fuck are the only people wearing these Ass Books either fat lumpy 45-year-old soccer moms or their afore mentioned 10-year-old spawns? I have yet to see an attractive or thin person wearing this bullshit. I have yet to see a person in the appropo age category. And, I have yet to see a fitting message like "Molester Bait" embroidered on pants sized Junior Small.

So yeah, nice article. Needs more bitterness, though.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 12:10 PM       
Thank you all.

This piece was rejected by McSweeneys, a prestigious journal that accepted a piece of mine two years go and has yet to publish it.

As soon as I hit the big time none of you low rent bastards will ever read my stuff for free again.


No offense.

Especially to Mock who publishes my stuff.

But I swear to god if someone ever pays me you won't even get to eat my dust without a 'guest check'.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 12:18 PM       
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 12:35 PM       
If only there were some way to get this letter to all the parents of the world.

Incidentaly, I saw a girl with 'SEXY' in gold lettering on the back of her belt last night. She also had a red leather jacket rolled up at the sleeves, and fingeless gloves. I think she was in some sort of Japanese motorcycle gang. She really looked the part, so sometimes letters on the backside can look good, I'd say.

Just not on kids.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 12:44 PM       
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