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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 04:54 AM        QUESTION FOR DA LADIES (not about cock)
The reason this is for the ladies, is because recent scientific studies have confirmed that Arrow X and Sports can technically be qualified as males.

Also, the rest of the guys will either give smart ass answers, or assume this belongs in Loveline.

So ladies, what is YOUR definition of a friend? What qualifies someone as a friend, and what do you expect them to do as a friend?
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 05:35 AM       
but you said "not about cock" !
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 05:41 AM       
I guess this makes you a guy in James' eyes.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 07:36 AM       
friend-someone to hang out with that you like being around.
the definition really differs if the chick is single. when i was single a friend was a potential for something else. it just depends on what kind of friendship a chick wants.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 07:49 AM       
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I spit out my cereal reading this one
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 08:33 AM       
James plays the ladies like the Jazz play Basketball.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 09:45 AM       
Somebody with whom you can talk to about anything, who will watch your back. Somebody (male or female) that will place no other expectations on you OR the friendship other than to give good honest, gentle feedback and support when needed. But a friend will also listen to your gripes about them and not kick you in the nutsack for your honesty.

At least not very hard anyway.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 12:27 PM       
I guess this thread means James is a lady in his own eyes.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 01:02 PM       
Girls don't like honesty.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 01:56 PM       
Male "friend" = unfuckable.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 02:12 PM       
James, James, James. Men aren't meant to befriend women. Just procreate with them. On a long enough timeline any "platonic" relationship with a member of the opposite sex will be put on the line because of sex, barring relationships with family members or ex girlfriends (because you've probably already been with both so they are negated).
Asking this question shows how naive you are my friend. Take it from a married man who has been having sex with the SAME WOMAN FOR OVER 5 YEARS! God help me.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 02:43 PM       
My condolencies, Mcclain...
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 03:00 PM       
I'll take your condolencies and trade them for a few simpatheticuls.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 03:12 PM       
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Asking this question shows how naive you are my friend. Take it from a married man who has been having sex with the SAME WOMAN FOR OVER 5 YEARS! God help me.
OH MCCLAIN, YOU KIDDER YOU! EVERYBODY KNOWS MARRIED PEOPLE DON'T HAVE SEX!
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 03:50 PM       
Notice how the only two real answers can from females.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 03:52 PM       
They tend to take their own quite seriously.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 03:55 PM       
Tickle fight!
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 04:02 PM       
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James, James, James. Men aren't meant to befriend women. Just procreate with them. On a long enough timeline any "platonic" relationship with a member of the opposite sex will be put on the line because of sex, barring relationships with family members or ex girlfriends (because you've probably already been with both so they are negated).
Asking this question shows how naive you are my friend. Take it from a married man who has been having sex with the SAME WOMAN FOR OVER 5 YEARS! God help me.
Yeah James havent you seen "When Harry met Sally"?
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 04:05 PM       
I consider a friend to be defined as a friend...

Guess I'm a minority.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 07:11 PM       
and why exactly does this NOT belong in loveline
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Old Aug 21st, 2004, 03:05 PM       
James doesn't have any friends THERE either.
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