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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 07:20 PM        TONIGHT I'M HOPEFULLY GONNA SEE








I'm on the guest list but if i get carded i'm outta there!!! unless they're, you know, cool or something, because my 21st birthday is only TWO days away

here goes nothing ;_:
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 07:22 PM       
dont delete this one this ones the good one!
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 07:44 PM       
Hey I know those guys!
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Aside from the alcohol, drugs, and John's obsession with underage sex and erotic torture, Camp Candy was the best summer I have ever spent[/center:a4e824286e]
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 07:58 PM       
lol . Good luck getting in there. I bet it'll be funny
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 08:00 PM       
i hope ameen is right about that venue for your sake!!
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 11:11 PM       
Whats so great about fleetwood mac? That is fleetwood mac, right?
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 11:25 PM       
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 11:53 PM       
I'd fuck Maria Bamford. But she'd have to keep a shirt on because her lack of breasts disturbs me.
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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 12:16 AM       
crystal vision is one of my all time favorite songs.
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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 01:12 AM       
So I give my ID to the bouncer or whatever. My birthdate: 9-28-83

BOUNCER: What's today's date?
ME: The 26th.

I FUCKING COCKBLOCKED MYSELF

For real, I can't fucking lie about ANYTHING.

I totally hate myself now

Anyway theres more to the story but telling it right now would just remind me of how much I fucking suck sometimes.

STAY AWAY FROM THIS SELLER. A sad deal. F minus.
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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 01:17 AM       
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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 05:21 AM       
I know more or less how you feel. One time when I was 15 and on vacation, I went out with my older brother and sister, and we went to this bar/pool hall/disco where you had to be 16 to be allowed in (drinking laws are different here), and it was one fucking day before my birthday, but as soon as a bouncer stopped me and asked me how old I was, I jerked out "15!" and had to go.

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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 08:58 AM       
The bouncer would lose his job if he let you in Jixby. Those guys make upwards of close to 100K a year, depending on how effective they are and if it's at the right club (and it sounds as though it is). Even if you told him the wrong date, he would have come back for you and jettisoned you from the place which would be even more humiliating.

On the 28th though, NOTHING can stop you. And happy birthday on that date.
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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 01:21 PM       
It's gotta suck living in the states. I'm like 7 months away from being legally an adult and able to buy ANYTHING
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