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Geggy · #1

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6026041/

mew barios · #2

about 6 years ago my fren david used to talk about wanting to buy a semi to turn it into a giant suv. just cause it would be freakishly huge an tower over other nerds in their baby regularsized vehicles :o of course something like that is far too ridiculous to actually manufacture.

Drev · #3

optimus prime born with dwarfism

Brandon · #4

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Rob Swim, International's marketing director, said the 5-passenger CXT will appeal to image-conscious contractors, roofers, landscapers and other small-business owners who can use the towing power but also want to draw attention to themselves.

All of whom have tiny cocks, I assume.

Quote:

"Anybody can lease a Hummer now for $500 a month. Soccer moms are driving them," he said. "This is not a soccer mom's vehicle."

YEAH, ONLY PUSSIES DRIVE HUMMERS NOW.

Anonymous · #5

I think that truck looks really cool

Geggy · #6

cool to look at, stupid to own.

mew barios · #7

they needa make an extended bed version an take a picture of it with a couple hummers an a herd of cattle and a bulldozer and a guy with a jackhammer in the back so i'll know for sure it's for manly men only cuz i can totally see some soccermom painting that thing pink and hauling a horde of tiny lil girly wienerbabies in their lil homo soccershorts off to the local estrogen appreciation day parade.