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McMock · #1

I can get very frustrated when I head people talk, yet again, about aliens. I understand what the appeal is, sure. It's interesting to speculate about them, and every moron can have his say because there are no facts that you need to know.

What is so goddamn interesting about talking about them, though? I've had the conversation, back when I was still stupid, but why would you want to continue to speculate, other than because you want aliens to exist so you wouldn't feel so alone.

What is the appeal to talk about something that might or might not exist? Why talk about aliens, and not about a kind of cancer than makes people happy when it grows inside their foot?

I cannot sustain a conversation about aliens for more than a few minutes. I get bored of all the speculation, and in many ways, I think people who talk about aliens are only talking about themselves through aliens. Like they are really saying: 'look at how openminded and creative I am' and not so much about the subject itself.

This thread is about not being about aliens. Naturally, everybody will start talking about aliens anyway, and there is nothing I can do to stop you, so go ahead, you alienfreaks.

dead_pigeon · #2

It's already about aliens, in being not about them

McMock · #3

My god, you are right!

* frantically presses the self-destruct button *

Crying Baby Jesus · #4

I want ot poke an alien diplomat in the face with a gun then pull the trigger.

If you want to find life in space all you have to do is fire nuklear missiles into space at random tragectorys and see which direction the retaliatory fire is coming from.

dead_pigeon · #5

What if every nuke you launch hits a planet and the all retaliate with their weapons all somehow hitting earth at the same time in a massive shitstorm of death that will lead the the extinction or genetic mutation of this ragtag bunch of nucleotides we call humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
WHAT THEN??!?!?!?!?!

executioneer · #6

thanks a lot for this thread guys

McMock · #7

Then a whole bunch of cockroaches will shit on your corpse and we'll laugh and point fingers at you from heaven.

Jixby Phillips · #8

hahaha, will you have halos?

Crying Baby Jesus · #9

oh man I luv that GAME!

DamnthatDavid · #10

I was thinking, that yellow really isn't a good color for me. I might just switch to red. I've been told it would go good with my blue eyes, and blonde hair. (which I might shave off)

Then, I want to wear a nice hindu symbol, the one that means 'let good-prevail' Oh, that would be a good one. It must be black, on a white circle background, in the center of a red t-shirt, and on the back.

Could anyone help me find a image?

Captain Goodtimes · #11

Mick, you couldn't mock your way out of terra gaping cunt.

davinxtk · #12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Goodtimes

Mick, you couldn't mock your way out of terra gaping cunt.

SAYS CAPTAIN GOODTIMES.

The only thing that's funnier than a feeble Mocker is when he gets attacked by his own kind. I mean, come on, Goodtimes. You're about as funny as stale bread. You're like a "wow, ha-ha, that joke was over before it started" kind of funny.
It's at least funny to laugh at McMock's attempts at creativity. You don't even deserve that kind of non-credit.