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carey · #1

You know, Heff, I says to my wife the other day, I says, "You know, Marge,
something's gotta be done about my hair. It's getting too thin!
It's fallin out everywhere, all the time!"

Really, Bull? I was just saying that to my little lady, too,
about two week's ago I said that.

No kiddin? Well get this: she says back to me, she says, "Tell me about it!
You're sheddin all over the couch, and when I make shephard's pie I got these
little noodles that don't match the earthy-grays that the other noodles look like,
instead I got these noodles that have this brownish sorta look."

And you know what she says then? She says, "Yeah, brownish-noodles, that's
what I think they are at first, but when we're eatin 'em I try to chew on them
and they don't chew, so I says to myself, 'hey, these ain't no noodles,
these noodles is hair!'" Can you believe that?!

So do they taste good?

Do what taste good?

The noodle-hairs. The noodle-hairs!

Heck, I dunno! I don't go eatin my hairs in no shephard's pie! What
kinda question is that, anyway? Naw, I ain't eatin no hair pie!

Well, you brought it up.

Well, I'm un-bringin it up!

Arright, arright arready.

........

Say, Bull.

Whatisit?

So you don't eat no hair-pie?

FartinMowler · #2

may I be the first one to say "you suck" :/

dead_pigeon · #3

How long did it take you to think this up? I mean, really, with such a vibrant repartee- and hair falling out! Man, I was blown away by the sheer.... suck-ness

McMock · #4

Okay. Are you an american? If people see jokes like this enough they'll keep on thinking that Arafat is the bad guy and Israel are the good guys. This ain't no criticism on you, do whatever you want - but I would like to know if this linking Arafat in with the Al Quaida crowd happens a lot in the USA. I'd also like to know if bad things get said about Sharon at all. He damn well deserves them, in my opinion.