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FartinMowler · #1

Hobo Renee and all your nerd face friend

HickMan · #2

DAMN YOU

FartinMowler · #3

Don't worry there are lot's of nerd faced geeks to replace them :/

Supafly345 · #4

Fartin, you are an okay guy as long as you aren't trying to act like you are 20 or brandishing your mystical bag of fart jokes, but it is putting your nose in things like this that makes people hate you. And even though I think you may enjoy it, I don't think I can take one more bad joke making fun of you and your kids.

Crying Baby Jesus · #5

Go puch your wife fartin

FartinMowler · #6

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Fartin, you are an okay guy as long as you aren't trying to act like you are 20 or brandishing your mystical bag of fart jokes, but it is putting your nose in things like this that makes people hate you. And even though I think you may enjoy it, I don't think I can take one more bad joke making fun of you and your kids.

You know what? take a side or not... Just say either you liked Hobo Renee or not. I have no nerd club to join for you, so if you want to be a nerd then PM her and do what nerds do (video tape each other doing "banal" things) I picked that word just for you.

ziggytrix · #7

~Join the Nintendo Fan Club today!~

Supafly345 · #8

Wow, either he didn't read what I wrote, or he is really really shitfaced.

FS · #9

WHATCHU CALL ME *hic*

FartinMowler · #10

I'm not shit faced :/ I have a really bad flu

I'm medicated.

HickMan · #11

Isn't it about time to change your title?

Rez · #12

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Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

You know what? take a side or not... Just say either you liked Hobo Renee or not..

ziggytrix · #13

just do SOMETHING... or not

James · #14

Fartin is not permitted to make threads for something that there is already an active thread for.

He should be banned. Along with his 7 other names.

Helm · #15

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Fartin is not permitted to make threads

That's good enough for me.

dead_pigeon · #16

How 'bout

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Originally Posted by James

Fartin is not permitted

Helm · #17

How about you shut the fuck up 'cause Fartin is 10 times more interesting than you?

Right.

dead_pigeon · #18

Ok, shutting the fuck up...

Helm · #19

I didn't expect that to work, seriously.

What's with all the complacent newbies as of late? Do they think this is some sort of hazing ritual that if you endure you'll be allowed in on some secret club? People attack you because you're stupid and chances are, if you endure it sometime next year they'll get bored and ignore you from there and on. That doesn't mean you got in any club, nor that you're any less stupid.

If you're so eager to please, then it would please me if you left this forum and never returned, jerk.

eggyolk · #20

whats with the newbie bashing? when did this become "your" forum?

DeadKennedys · #21

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Originally Posted by eggyolk

whats with the newbie bashing? when did this become "your" forum?

Amen. Goddamn, you're not your fucking post count or join date. What the hell makes you think you're any better than the next idiot? You're not.

Helm · #22

This is my forum, because when you click on the FAQ the first thing it says there is : "Hi. This Forum belongs to Helm. Just to clear this out for any jerk that wants to be a smartass. Ok? Ok. "

Hey eggyolk, say something absurd why don't you?

And DeadKennedys... uh.. DeadKennedys. Ok. Fuck you, man. Obviously this place is ALL about the post count because the longer you've been here, the more punishment you've had to endure and so only the ssstrong survive to become true internet 'vets, you moron! Only Carnivore got away with no one taking a good shot at him, it beats the hell out of me why! I'm better than you because I could - at any time - metaphorically mangle your bones in pleasing shapes and post metaphorical pictures of the various configurations here much to everyone's metaphorical amusement so metaphorically fuck off.

So, any more questions or exasperated declarations of moronity by any more of you assholes?

DeadKennedys · #23

Punishment? What the hell are you talking about? ASCII torture? In all the years I've been on the internet, the only punishment I've seen is goatse, tubgirl, and the like. No matter how much you'd like to think so, your little pussy remarks don't "punish" anyone, nor do anyone else's.

Mangle my bones? Was that supposed to be intimidating? You've resorted to emptry threats? You're truly a sad character.

FS · #24

I must concur that Helm is indeed better than you. Shut the fuck up and fuck off. And take your icon based on a two year old commercial turned into a gif and stolen from some other forum with you.

It's disturbing that you idiots are actually starting to question the fact that everyone here that matters seems to hate you. Because you see, that's the way it happens. Newcomers take a verbal beating until they either show enough brains and balls to cause the other mockers to respect and maybe even like them, or until they realize they're spending half their day posting on a board where everyone hates their fucking guts. The latter used to have as a consequence that they'd leave, the logical course of action. But because you're all just sticking around now like a growing clump of gumwads, too hard-headed to realize what people are telling them, the regulars throw in the towel and try their best to ignore you so that not every post they make has to be "shut the fuck up." Helm's just taken a stand for the old tradition again since it's coming to the point where there's more people we can stand than people we like.

In closing, eat me, you dull ass.