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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 10:17 PM        Match.com
I'm thinking of actually signing up for this, because I saw a couple cute girls as I was browsing through the profiles. Has anybody ever used that website before? Is it worth spending the time on?
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 10:37 PM       
I took the personality profile test one night when i was bored. It took one hour. It said I didn't fit into a category and that they couldn't help me and good luck.
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 11:02 PM       
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 11:15 PM       
I would think that a date from a website like this would be really awkward.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 12:23 AM       
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 12:28 AM       
some young ladies I work with have their-selves up on something like that... I think it might actually be that site.
anyway, they have gotten responses, and I think been on a date or two from it.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 12:52 AM       
Proto, why don't you sign up for the Doopa.com matching service?
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 01:45 AM       
Get a free membership and put your e-mail address in your profile. The rules say don't do it but their reviewers don't give a shit and half the time you can get away with it... only spend the money if that hot woman is worth $20 just to meet instead of going out and finding one in real life.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 01:53 AM       
Jeanette met her boyfriend on match.com

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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 02:04 AM       
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 02:25 AM       


If you do search for the ladies on there, make sure they're in your area... otherwise it can lead to a bunch of mickey mouse BS.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 04:41 AM       
There are Mickey Mouse fetishists on there?? where do I sign up?
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 10:32 AM       
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some young ladies I work with have their-selves up on something like that... I think it might actually be that site.
anyway, they have gotten responses, and I think been on a date or two from it.
Let's set Proto up on a blind date!
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 11:36 AM       
I have. I met my bf whom I've been dating almost a year on it. Just take their sns and stick 'em into your aim profile, then IM whoever comes up.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 12:24 PM       
Oh, I didn't realize it was $20 to do it. Fuck that then. Finding a potential mate for life isn't worth that kind of money.

There was an awfully cute waitress at the restaurant I was at last night, but she had a ring on one of her fingers so I think she was taken or something.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 12:54 PM       
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There was an awfully cute waitress at the restaurant I was at last night, but she had a ring on one of her fingers so I think she was taken or something.
She might be a member of the Green Lantern Corps.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 12:59 PM       
oh, god, you're so obsessed with this waitress that you saw last night. 'i think she was taken...maybe not. i don't know.' jesus christ, you've lost your chance. get over it.

i tried the online match thingy once for the hell of it. i did get one or two responses because people there are usually very desperate. this may be your only chance, proto, since you're too much of a pussy to actually go up to a real live girl and talk to them.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 03:36 PM       
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Oh, I didn't realize it was $20 to do it. Fuck that then. Finding a potential mate for life isn't worth that kind of money.
Proto, you don't have to pay. Just register for free and stick the Match.com sns of the girls you like on your AIM buddy list, then IM away. You only pay if you want to be able to e-mail the people on there.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 05:01 PM       
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 06:45 PM       
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i tried the online match thingy once for the hell of it. i did get one or two responses because people there are usually very desperate.
Awesome. That means that I've never been as desperate as you've been! Thanks, you've really made my day!
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 01:13 AM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 02:32 AM       
I signed up for it but I didn't enter a profile yet they rejected the one that I did int he INTARNET RETARDED style

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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 03:10 AM       
I did that on yahoo personals and they did not like it what if I want to meet a girl who would find that funny

for hobbies I said "TAKE A BATH"
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 10:11 PM       
I put 'I wanna vaccuum you like an animal' in my profile. That's how I got couple of responses. Really desperate, I say.
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 10:45 PM       
My dog is terrified of the vaccumn. And I didn't even use it on him.
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