How to Get a Girlfriend

[James]

As told by SolidSnakeAss

-Pick out a girl
-Go up to her, and say she reminds you of Noel Gallagher. She will be flattered.
-Tell her about your extensive DVD collection, including The Princess Diaries: Special Edition, and the Pauly Shore collection.
-Invite her back to your house so she can watch you spend hours on a message board, throwing out lame insults and acting like you're better than anyone who hasn't had sex (even if it is with uggos and fatties). She will become aroused by this act.
-Turn off the lights, put on "Champagne Supernova," and proceed to clumsily plow into her belly button for approximately 2 minutes.

She will now be yours FOREVER.

[GnrySgtHartman]

Do you ever sleep?

[MaskedMonk]

He thinks he does but he's actually flying around starting pointless underground resistance movements that burn smiley faces onto the sides of buildings, chant things, and chop people's nuts off.

[GnrySgtHartman]

Kinda reminds me of a Upright Citizins Brigade episode, where all the "fattys" are in an underground resistance movement. :/

[whoreable]

Did you know the fattys have an extra bone in their stomach?
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[GnrySgtHartman]

Yeah especially in prison!

[whoreable]

you got me in the mood i had to watch it now.
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[GnrySgtHartman]

Dude, I think the best episode hands down was the grim reaper one.

[whoreable]

no way is it the best. but it is a damn good one. wolfmanjack
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[GnrySgtHartman]

GOD CREATED THE MOONWALK

[whoreable]

HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN SPITY SLURPY????
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Lovely Wendie

[GnrySgtHartman]

I'LL TRADE MY FOOD FOR YOURS

[whoreable]

I CAN HEAR MY STOMACH MAKING POOP
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[starz]

umm?