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Old Feb 1st, 2006, 04:45 PM        Guitarist Requirements
Ok....I just came up with some rules.

To say you can play guitar,for real,you have to

1. Know all the strings
2. Know all popular chords
3. Know how to play Sweet Home Alabama

Add more,if you think up more
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Old Feb 1st, 2006, 04:58 PM       
Thats ok, I think you have it covered for now.
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Old Feb 1st, 2006, 05:17 PM       
MM, I must not've been around when you got funny all of a sudden :=
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Old Feb 1st, 2006, 06:44 PM       
Schimid, i must not have been around when you lost your sense of humor. :=
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Old Feb 1st, 2006, 07:28 PM       
Just as my cunning ploy of posting next to people like 'cosmotoad' and 'nose' to make myself look better was starting to pay off.

But seriously I dont know why you are always so mean.
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Old Feb 1st, 2006, 08:05 PM       
i just don't want you getting an inflated ego, because that's even more annoying. i also don't like you very much.
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Old Feb 1st, 2006, 10:30 PM       
so what about the great guitarists BEFORE lynyrd skynyrd?

here's one:
you gotta have some sense before you start making requirements lists.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2006, 02:52 AM       
for serious you need to know all the scales and the chords and how to play cleanly and not suck
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Old Feb 2nd, 2006, 07:58 PM       
Sweet Home Alabama is the most annoying fucking song EVER.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2006, 06:13 AM       
No that's Barbie Girl.
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Old Feb 4th, 2006, 12:10 AM       
well...you know,you have to be retarded at guitar to not know how to play that dumbass song.

Also,

What the hell.

Man.
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Old Feb 5th, 2006, 06:06 AM       
boring
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Old Feb 5th, 2006, 11:37 PM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2006, 11:53 PM       
shut up and go play some shitty southern rock. doofus.
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Old Feb 6th, 2006, 11:40 AM       
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