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Jixby Phillips · #26

HERES A NEW WAY TO OFFEND:

BE HORRENDOUSLY UNFUNNY AND BE BIZARLY INSISTANT ON POSTING ON MESSAGES BOARDS WHERE NOBODY LIKES YOU

OH WAIT NEVERMIND ITS NOT NEW KELLYCHAOS HAS BEEN DOING IT SINCE FEBRUARY

Rez · #27

I HATE YOU

Anonymous · #28

chupapi and DamnthatDavid: Look you Columbine rejects, both of you fucktards ain't tough, your mommies probably still hold your hands when you take a fucking piss. Just because you fucktards are the bitch boys of your high school is no reason to be acting like one here.

So take your water guns and your jack off fantasies about shooting everyone at your high school and just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Actually you fucktards could do one Columbine thing though, shoot yourselves in the fucking head and get your pathetic life of blowing fags in public bathrooms over with.

kellychaos · #29

Squeegie boy, is that you?

Rongi · #30

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pathetic life of blowing fags

Yeah guys, smoking is bad.

Esuohlim · #31

I like how Mad Max puts the name followed by a colon to ensure that everyone gets their own unique insult that fits them the best, and that there are no mix-ups as to who gets which one.

kellychaos · #32

I like how he cleverly hides his inability to master the "quote" function.

Anonymous · #33

Esuohlim: You mean like this?

kellychaos: No.

Evil Empire Enterprises

Where our motto is every fucktard deserves a colon.

kellychaos · #34

And some a colonostomy. That "addressing by name" thing never loses the funny. Keep up the good work!

Esuohlim · #35

Hey Mad Max, say something to me again, but just remember to make sure to address it to me to keep the confusion down to an absolute minimum.

Anonymous · #36

kellychaos: Why the hell would I want to quote you fucktards, and ruin my flawless posts with your fucktard shit?

Evil Empire Enterprises

Putting fucktards in their place since 1879.

Evil Robot · #37

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Occupation: Destroyer of Worlds
Interests: Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentation of their women

Boy mad max, you sure do sound hardcore! Do you play many role playing games? I sure would like to meet you and play D&D! I enjoy destroying worlds and hearing women lament! Your profile gives the illusion that you are strong, both physicaly and mentaly and that you are truly a leader among men, WHO NEVER GOES OUTSIDE OR OTHERWISE NEVER GETS AWAY FROM THIER COMPUTER.
Elitest dork, go fix some networks or something.

Big Papa Goat · #38

Mad Max:

:Mad Max

Lotida · #39

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Originally Posted by Mad Max

Stop trying to copy my fucking style. You can't be me. Shit, you're not even good enough to be Lotida.

You've got me on your mind, haven't you?

DamnthatDavid · #40

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Just because you fucktards are the bitch boys of your high school is no reason to be acting like one here.

Nah, I sat at the table of Social Oddities. Wouldn't say rejects, for some reason, people liked that Hardcore Leperchan Zeke.
We sat around all lunch making fun of each other and of everyone else.

But you Mr. Max, sound like you have a skeward inner eye, you have made 2 predictions of what I am, and what I have done so far, and are wrong on both accounts. But to save you the trouble of your next prediction. Yes, I have fucked your Mom.
Long, hard, in the ear, in the eye, in that beautiful ass in the sky.

Anonymous · #41

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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid

On a side note: I'm a fucking former lifeguard at a water park

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Sicktodeathmx · #42

I usually tell people that I gave their dad herpes... That usually scares them away.. And if not, I ask them "does that make your pee pee tingle?" And then I go into a rant about my frozen coathanger aborted fetii that I have in my deep freeze... I tell them... I rub them and pray...
Usually they just look at me funny... But sometimes... I get a reaction... Oh it's lovely.

Anonymous · #43

The following fucktards need to SHUT THE FUCK UP in the following order:

DamnthatDavid
Evil Robot
Big Papa Goat
Esuohlim
Lotida

DamnthatDavid: The jokes on you fucktard, my Mom's dead, you necrophilliac shitmonger! And I don't need to make predictions to see that you're an unoriginal fucktard, regardless of what your bitch boy status is in your high school.

Evil Robot: I'd rather be fixing networks than mopping up the jizz stained floors in a porn theatre, but then again they do get the fucktards like you who couldn't graduate high school to do that shit don't they? As for role playing games, you seem to know an awful lot about them, of course you're more familar to the role playing games with your Dad, where he dresses you up like Cleopatra and he like Julius Ceasar, and then he comes in and "conquers" you.

You take 5000 points of rectal damage bitch boy.

Lotida: Don't you find it more likely that I just insulted you for a cheap laugh for my amusement? Lord knows your insult attempts on the other fucktards here are laughable. More so because you're so pathetically bad at it.

Evil Empire Enterprises

Where destroying fucktards isn't just a job, its fucking hilarious!

Anonymous · #44

shut the fuck up.

Sorry, that wasn't intended for you, max. I'll give you a colon when the time comes.

DamnthatDavid · #45

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Yes, I have fucked your Mom.

Quote:

The jokes on you fucktard, my Mom's dead, you necrophilliac shitmonger

I never said it was a future prediction. Who the hell do you think your real Daddy is?

Now Son, about this random rage which consumes you, aye, it runs through the family. Luckly, for you, the rage seems to be mellowed by that Gay influence with the "father" you grew up with.

Protoclown · #46

When did all these fucking dorks sign up on the boards?

Sicktodeathmx · #47

I actually used to be a member when the board was on another site... With the whiny goth kids board and stuff like that... I just happened to come across it today, so I thought I would re-join the bashing :/

Big Papa Goat · #48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max

The following fucktards need to SHUT THE FUCK UP in the following order:

DamnthatDavid
Evil Robot
Big Papa Goat
Esuohlim
Lotida

DamnthatDavid: The jokes on you fucktard, my Mom's dead, you necrophilliac shitmonger! And I don't need to make predictions to see that you're an unoriginal fucktard, regardless of what your bitch boy status is in your high school.

Evil Robot: I'd rather be fixing networks than mopping up the jizz stained floors in a porn theatre, but then again they do get the fucktards like you who couldn't graduate high school to do that shit don't they? As for role playing games, you seem to know an awful lot about them, of course you're more familar to the role playing games with your Dad, where he dresses you up like Cleopatra and he like Julius Ceasar, and then he comes in and "conquers" you.

You take 5000 points of rectal damage bitch boy.

Lotida: Don't you find it more likely that I just insulted you for a cheap laugh for my amusement? Lord knows your insult attempts on the other fucktards here are laughable. More so because you're so pathetically bad at it.

Evil Empire Enterprises

Where destroying fucktards isn't just a job, its fucking hilarious!

Wheres my fuckin colon bitch! AND MAKE A JOKE ABOUT A DICK IN IT!