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Captain Robo · #1

My best character is Zelda.

CrapOnAStick · #2

I'll whoop your ass with the Ice Climbers. And you know it

Gonadatron · #3

Samus Aran all the way. A charge blast would fuck your shit up.

Psycho Squid · #4

I can kick all your asses with Kirby.

CrapOnAStick · #5

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Originally Posted by Gonadatron

Samus Aran all the way. A charge blast would fuck your shit up.

Not if a tomato could do anything about it

Gonadatron · #6

This game needs a sequel that's online AND has some sort of mic. O man, this is the BEST trash talking game.

CrapOnAStick · #7

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Originally Posted by Gonadatron

This game needs a sequel that's online AND has some sort of mic. O man, this is the BEST trash talking game.

You need a character who can kick my ass

Did I mention I kick ass with Link? You're gonna have to try harder!

Gonadatron · #8

Like Samus?

CrapOnAStick · #9

I forgot to tell you I'm skilled with almost every other character too.

Les Waste · #10

I once got 127 kills in a three minute match against three other humans with Roy.

Nobody is as good at SSBM as me

Gonadatron · #11

Yep, and you used Samus, no?

Jourgensen · #12

Personally I kick ass with Samus, Peach and Ice Climbers.

BOOYAH!

MrAdventure · #13

I BET YOUR HORRIBLE AND LARGE SIGNATURE IS ALSO VERY GOOD AT THIS GAME, FUCK.

ALSO ICE CLIBMERS.

Les Waste · #14

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Originally Posted by Gonadatron

Yep, and you used Samus, no?

I BELIEVE I SAID I USED ROY

ICE CLIMBERS ARE THE BIGGITY BIGGITY BOMB. I CAN WIN A FIGHT WITH THE ICE CLIMBERS USING ONLY THE CONTROL STICK AND THE C STICK.

error · #15

<(''<) <('')> (>'')> KIRBY DANCE!

timrpgland · #16

Play some real fighting games

My favorite would be Fox.

I own this game but this is one of those that I think is highly overrated.

MrAdventure · #17

THE DAY I STOP PLAYING SMASH BROTHERS IS THE DAY IT GETS A STRIKER SYSTEM

Protoclown · #18

I fucking HATE the Ice Climbers.

My favorites are Link, Peach, Samus, and Zelda. I won't tough any of those faggoty Pokemon.

James · #19

I'm not a big fan of SSBM. That is already known.

But I prefer Zelda, because she's two characters in one, which is very helpful at times.

Protoclown · #20

Yeah, but she's one of the trickier ones to learn. At least for me. I keep trying to stay Zelda through the whole match just to prove that I can do it without resorting to Sheik, but Zelda herself is rather difficult to use effectively.

James · #21

I'm almost always Sheik, since they have the same moves and all. But Sheik is less floaty.

I still really am not fond of the game. I think it should have been tacked on as a feature in Mario Party, as it really doesn't feel like it has a lot of substance. But I'll try not to bash it too much.

I beat all my friend's target time trial records with every character too. I got them all under 1 minute. He was sad.

MrAdventure · #22

I USE 'EM ALL, INCLUDING THE GAY ONES, I'M AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY CHARACTER USER.

Though I refrain from taking Mr. Game and Watch when I can, he's just no fun to play, even with the respect due.