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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 09:53 AM        I need a big Christmas favor
I'm going to do a little Christmas update in the quasi-blog on my site, and since I stay with my parents (who have a laptop with one of those damn touch-pads and MSPaint), I can't do a graphic to go with it. Could somebody please help me take these pictures:

http://www.ginevra2000.it/Disney/Robin%20Hood/d813.gif

http://www.neweyestudio.com/ebayF/ebf396.jpg

and make it look like Robin Hood is masturbating Little John? And put Santa caps on them? And make the background transparent? And make sure the width is 200 pixels? I'd be very grateful.

Oh, and don't worry about one of the pics being a figure and the other a cel painting. That's part of the point. However, if you're struck by inspiration and find a better way to make Disney Robin Hood porn, go ahead. I got nothing to offer except I'll be owing you one and I'll plug your site if you have one. The latter should give you about two hits.

Oh, and if you're using the two images I've provided, make sure it comes across that what Robin's holding is a bag of money that passes for a penis. I'm making fun of a furry here, not trying to turn him on.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 10:06 AM       
I'd do it, but I'm a little disturbed at making a bear's penis in Photoshop.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 10:07 AM       
Like it's all that different from Protoclown's
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 10:27 AM       
I don't have a picture of Proto's penis, so I drew what I thought it looked like.

EDIT: My host isn't working right.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 10:27 AM       
This is Spooky post #666 and im leaving it at 666 at least all day
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 10:40 AM       


THERE'S THE MONEY BAG (PROTO'S PENIS).



AND THERE'S THE CARTOON PENIS FOR YOUR PRIVATE COLLECTION.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2003, 12:23 PM       
Haha, thanks a lot. Looking good. And thanks for the alternate version, it'll come in hand...y.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 01:31 AM       
Is this about people hitting your site for strange google robin hood sex searches?
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 06:00 AM       
Yeah. About five times a month for a year now. I'm pretty convinced it's the same guy.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 11:53 AM       
Just don't trace my... er... his IP address. I'm sure it's not me... i mean... him! HIM!!!!!!!!!
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 12:27 PM       
Achimp, why are you spending time imagining what my penis looks like?
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 05:48 AM       
Merry Christmas, Rog Er, HIM.
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