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SatnsAngel · #1

[center]I signed up for this page today. I finally found a place where there are fucked up people just like me. All i need now is someone to share my feeling with.

Secret Agent Vomit · #2

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Originally Posted by SatnsAngel

[center]I signed up for this page today. I finally found a place where there are fucked up people just like me. All i need now is someone to share my feeling with.

Don't stereotype me, MR.

Cap'n Crunch · #3

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Originally Posted by SatnsAngel

[center]I signed up for this page today. I finally found a place where there are fucked up people just like me. All i need now is someone to share my feeling with.

Are you goth, because you sound like it already. There is a thread down there where you can mock the goths or be mocked by them, your choice.

Esuohlim · #4

Whiny Goth Kids Board is more your style, ma'am.

whoreable · #5

I see something special inside this new one! Please be nice to this oerson I think we could have a real winner on our hands here!

SatnsAngel · #6

thankyou everyone i wont dissapoint you

Rongi · #7

ALRIGHT! NEW YOUNG BLOOD! TELL ME, HOW YOUNG ARE YOU, AND HOW HEALTHY ARE YOUR VALUABLE ORGANS

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Jeanette X · #8

If you want to be accepted here, READ THE RULES AND GUIDELINES!

The Retro Kat · #9

FS · #10

Hello Satnsangel. It's great that you're very depressed and angsty. You're the final piece to the great sociologically diverse puzzle that is I-Mockery. I trust you'll be very comfortable in your new niche. If you've got any questions, don't hestitate to cut a question mark in your arm.

Spectre X · #11

I wish that SatnsAngel would get eaten by a big 'ol man in a Barney suit, while singing "I love you, you love me" etc. That would be the worst death imaginable.

Grazzt · #12

Are you a character?

Spectre X · #13

me? no.

Captain Robo · #14

This thread is a newbie magnet.

You can tell because lots of people are butchering great jokes

Helm · #15

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If you've got any questions, don't hestitate to cut a question mark in your arm.

Secret Agent Vomit · #16

That doesn't look like a question mark to me.

carey · #17

[center:9d49762138] hi! I'm new here. does that mean i get the pickle hat for my prosthetic head? and if so, which one?

btw, does anyone here like anime like I do? it's the mad bomb!

the truth is, I'm not very socially adept, so I like to play on the internet and pretend I'm someone I'm not , but I guess that violates the rules for this forum.

ok, the real truth is, I'm very depressed. I thought about climing into a dryer the other day and turning it on, but I culdn't reach the switch from the inside. does anyone have any advice on how to accomplish this?

oh, ok, the actual real truth is that I'm 4 days sleep deprived and have no real concept of what may be entertaining or fun to talk about on this forums. and I think I may do bodily harm to myself...

still not impressed? ok, forget all that other stuff, I'm actually the only guy at school who thinks the backstreet boyz are rolemodels, and I wish I was leonardo decaprio. and I've tried to pick up chicks on the internet but noone wants to meet me actually because I don't have a "pic" I can trade, and when I send them one of leonardo they accuse me of using a phoney picture. but they're right, of course.

so, does anyone here like anime or chess?[/center:9d49762138]