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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 05:05 PM       
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 08:34 PM       
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see you just love threads that feed your ego's.
at least one person is pissed off because they didn't get a mention.
You actually took that seriously?
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shame that dole is not going to be around as us British folk could have a natter. and the fact that his sig is from Alan Partridge and i know that Hemsby is a place in norfolk might pursuade you that I am indeed a UK citizen. although I couldn't give 2 orange shits what you think.
So why are you telling us?
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the fact is a know a lot about you lot from your insane ramblings- and you know Jack about me.
And this matters because...?
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I bet the board webmaster whips you all into shape when you bad. and I assume that 'Doopa' is his girlfriend, although i haven't seen her post much.
Re, alias Doopa, is Rog's wife, not girlfriend. (unless I am mistaken :/ )
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From the fact that so many of you a from Virginia you probably went to school together and this board offers you a way to stay in a state of perpetual adolescence and avoid the adult reality.
Apparently you have not looked at the member lists.
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 09:00 PM       
I AM NEW TO TEH BOARD AN D I WILL START INSULTING AND TRYING MY HAND AT "MOCKING" THE OTHER MEMMERS OF THIS FORUM BOARD, AFTER ALL THIS IS A BOARD CALLED I MOCKERY, MEANING "I MOCK OTHER PEOPLE" SO THIS IS OVBIOUSLY A FLAME BOARD, MEANING ITY IS INTENDED FOR ME TO "MOCK" OTHER PEOPLE, DUH GET IT?!?!
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 09:09 PM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 02:51 AM       
I heart you JeanX...
Also the new brit needs to shut the hell up...
Don't make me get Colonial on your ass...
Your empire is crumbling, your Queen will soon die, you'll soon have King Blondie...
You are frm a third rate, third wold Industial nation... everyone can beat the UK, even Canada(maybe)...
I am so drunk...
(but I still heart JeanX, and all the other hot girls w/ glasses on this board, well maybe not HR, not till next year at least... Mmmmm Chojin, I could really go for a Chojin and tonic right now....)
Dude, I'm so drunk.... I'm useing four "." instead of three".".
Rock on................................................ ...........................................
PooP!

Battle Of new Orleans you Limey fuck!!!

I love you Jonny Horton...
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No offece Dole, you rock... I'm just saying this to piss of the rest of th e Brits I don't like...
The Queen Mum was a sloppy bitch!
Wait, being from the uk, and having the name dole, is like being from the US and having the name Wellfare...
FS, I like you but I hate all Scandinavian countries (except for Iceland, someday they may win in football, and that song contest all of euprope compates in,,,, & also they someday may win something that means someting... But the people are nice, well spoken, & are the salt of the earth, unlike the finnish, & the Danish... Danish are like the european equals to hobbits, not in size.... but in attitude.... too much of that halfling weed....)
Rock out w/ your cock out...
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 03:15 AM       
Max: Yup, he is a brit. He used the word 'mentalist' which is an Alan Partridge reference- a uk (godlike) comedy show that has yet to be exported...
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 09:59 AM       
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Dude, I'm so drunk.... I'm useing four "." instead of three".".
omg, That's great to hear that somebody else actually knows what an ellipses is. I can't tell you how many times I've gotten in screaming arguments at people who, for some reason, think there isn't a right way to write ". . ." and think that it must therefore be equally correct to write it as "...................."
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 10:52 AM       
I hate this thread.
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 10:58 AM       
Uncanny insight! Do you have a website? OMG!! ASL?
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 03:51 PM       
Well, dole, it's alright. Vinth doesn't make me feel ashamed to be American after all.







Just ashamed to be a primate.
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 05:40 PM       
OMG MAX YOU'RE BLACK??????????
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 05:02 AM       
'No offece Dole, you rock... I'm just saying this to piss of the rest of th e Brits I don't like...
The Queen Mum was a sloppy bitch! '

No offece taken dude. I hate my countrymen/women too. And the queen Mum was indeed, a 'sloppy bitch'. 'SLOPPY BITCH!' I cried as I finally got to view her coffin after queueing for 6 hours to see it, after she went all dead.
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Sep 6th, 2003, 06:33 PM       
Why would you stand in line for six hours to see anyone's corpse?
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 06:59 AM       
CRUSTY LOVE. Duh!
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 09:57 AM       
Dole, you make me larf.

Are you familliar with Robin Hytchcock at all? I've seen him in concert several times, and what you miss on his albums is his ramblings between songs which I find to be a type of humor that has no paralell in America.

Alexi Sayles. Is he still around? None of his work makes it over here anymore if he is.


Britt bashing aside (and I love any form of xenophobia) for most of my adult life I was only capable of dating your countrywomen. Strangely, or perhaps fortuitously, I married an American.


Bax is almost certainly a for real Britt, but he reminds me in every way of the MOST boorish of American Anglofiles.

A very good college friend of mine from England was once asked by an American family he was visiting if they had July fourth in England. All he could say was "Yes".
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 10:23 AM       
Hehe...thats funny!

Never heard Robyn Hitchcock...can you recommend anything?

Alexei Sayle (singular) is still around...he just did a book signing in Brighton. He isnt on telly much these days...I did used to enjoy his show 'Alexei Sayle's Stuff' -did you ever get that? Twas rather odd.

I would happily relate my experiences of dating English women, if any of them ever actually agreed to go out with me.
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 10:32 AM       
"Groovy Decoy" is my favoritest because it's got "I often dream of trains" and (I think) "My wife and my dead wife".

I'll look it up and let you know if there's anything in particular you can listen to on line.

We VERY briefly got "Alexi... stuff" and I really wished we'd had it longer, as his stuff is hard to get all of in one listening.
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 11:08 AM       
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Why would you stand in line for six hours to see anyone's corpse?
I would stand six hours in line to view your corpse ... as long as I was permitted to have a wooden stake whith which I could stab you repeatedly and visciously in the heart when my turn in the queue came about. No offense. :/
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 11:12 AM       
I would stand six hours in line to see pretty much any corpse. But that's just me.
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Old Sep 8th, 2003, 11:19 AM       
Real corpses are more fun. Those damn morticians ruin everything. No chance to become a zombie after they're done with you, no sir!
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