first impressions

[baxter building]

ok, your first impressions of me:
generally annoying British person who is a bit of a smart arse, not too far from the truth. but lets see how i do with you lot.

Perndog, sees themselves as an official representative of the board. a logician who takes himself too seriously.

Max. probably clever. older than most of the people on here and has a sort of 'untouchable' status on the board.

Jixby. the weird kid at school, very funny but no one knows quite how to handle him. likeable in a naughy puppy kind of way.

sadie: one of these women who is not particularly witty or eloquent but people wont have a go at her because she is a girl.

Protoklown: i think i could like this fella. although I suspect that there is a major geek factor- maybe he used to be a gamer?

carni: puts on a good show of hate but i suspect he is really a big softy I bet his girlfriend and him are a real fluffy couple.

Spadowsky: one of the more literate and open minded people I have seen on here.

other thoughts as I get to know everyones names.

[Dole]

FUCK MY PEOPLE

[Schimid]

[sadie]

utterly fascinating.

[Big McLargehuge]

I declare war on the UK

[Les Waste]

HEY WEHRE TEH FUCK AM I ON THAT LIST?!?!?!?!!?!?!/

ILL THINK ILL STARTE MY OWN LIST OV WHO I LIEK AND WHO I HATE

:daisyhead

[kellychaos]

"Judge not, lest ye be ..." Aw, fuck it! You're a tool. :/

[Esuohlim]

AS LONG AS I'M STILL FIRST ON RETRO KAT'S DEATH LIST, I DON'T MIND.

October 28 2027

[MrAdventure]

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, OLD??? THAT'S A LUAGH

[Protoclown]

Perndog is our official representative?

Shit, I don't even think I've noticed more than a couple of his posts.

[glowbelly]

my hand smells like my crotch.
this is happening more and more often.

[Les Waste]

Well maybe that wouldn't happen if you'd just keep your hand out of there

Baxter also called Perndog "them."

Baxter also assumes that our first impression of him is that of a smart ass. At leat he got the annoying part right

[mburbank]

Dole; Do you really think this guy is English? I mean, I could be wrong, hell it turned out Ronny and the Kap'n actually were black, so I guess anything can be anybody.

But this guy sort of strikes me as the fat lonley kid in high school who thought it would make him cool to adopt a british accent he thought was really good but actually sucked, and it became a compulsion and he couldn't turn it off even after the most severe beatings.

[glowbelly]

it is after 8pm where dole lives, so he will not be responding to you this evening because he has no internet at home.

otherwise, i agree with you.

[Rongi]

Two asskissing threads in one day. Wow

[FS]

Originally Posted by baxter building

other thoughts as I get to know everyones names.

Oh my God, he's going to get ALL our numbers. None of us are safe of his razor-sharp observations.

You're next! YOU'RE NEXT!!

[baxter building]

see you just love threads that feed your ego's.
at least one person is pissed off because they didn't get a mention.
shame that dole is not going to be around as us British folk could have a natter. and the fact that his sig is from Alan Partridge and i know that Hemsby is a place in norfolk might pursuade you that I am indeed a UK citizen. although I couldn't give 2 orange shits what you think.
the fact is a know a lot about you lot from your insane ramblings- and you know Jack about me.

Glowbelly seems a sharp one- i guess she is one of these 'old school' board members. I would say quite a creative type- very neptunian.

I bet the board webmaster whips you all into shape when you bad. and I assume that 'Doopa' is his girlfriend, although i haven't seen her post much. From the fact that so many of you a from Virginia you probably went to school together and this board offers you a way to stay in a state of perpetual adolescence and avoid the adult reality. fair play to that.

[Pub Lover]

I got bored yesterday & finally went & started on ripping the floor up in my basement, & to my surprise I found that the planks were just nailed to the dirt... WHAT SORT OF COMPLETE RETARD NAILS WOOD TO DIRT?!

[Bennett]

"baxter building" is a subtle reference, that is actually meant to throw us off track to the fact that this guy is one of....

THE WATCHERS!

[FS]

Midget.

[mburbank]

I take it all back, Bax. I'm devestated by your insight. Seriously, your smart, empathic... It's almost spooky how great you are.








doofus.

[Daphne]

Originally Posted by Les Waste

HEY WEHRE TEH FUCK AM I ON THAT LIST?!?!?!?!!?!?!/

ILL THINK ILL STARTE MY OWN LIST OV WHO I LIEK AND WHO I HATE

:daisyhead

bobo

[baxter building]

lets see Max,
you are a forty something, slightly overweight- but not by american standards. you put yourself down when it comes to your appearance. but you shouldn't- take a look in the mirror and say 'I may have a receding hairline and expanding waistline but by god I still have a twinkle in my eye and can raise more wood than they brought up from the Mary Rose.' Now make love to wife with the passion you had before the kids came along.

[FS]

Max doesn't have a receeding hairline. He has a full, masculine mop of hair.

[Perndog]

The characterization of me is too wrong to bitch about it, so let me just restate the fact that baxter is way too full of himself and needs a forcible trepanation to let some of the hot air out.