The non-gay metal thread (no yngwie and radio allowed)

[Dixie]

Master's Hammer friggin' rules. Ugly dudes make the real metal!

[Anonymous]

I've been listening to Candlemass' From the 13th Sun all day. It's awesome

[Dixie]

AWESOME! Candlemass is a completely classic band! The dvd they just had out was killer, where they sang "Sultans of Swing" as "Sultans of Doom". Messiah Marcolon is friggin massive, and a good candidate for my "Ugly Awesome Metal" list.

[Big Papa Goat]

Have you ever listened to the Day of Retribution demo, back when they were called Nemesis? It's like Candlemass, but evil D

[Helm]

Nemesis ruled. I liked Lief singing. It's Messiah Marcolin. And he rules as well. Although not as much as Bjorn Lungvist or whatever the original Candlemass singer was named. He was the best. Ever.

And from the 13th sun is a good album. Sabbath worship, but good album.

I've been listening to Axehammer all day.

[EverythingWillSuck]

RADIO YOU MEAN LIKE BANDS LIKE LINKIN PARK

[Dixie]

linkin park aren't even metal.
anyone check out that new destructor or pagan altar yet????

[Ihach]

I've been listening to Accept ever since you mentioned them in the other thread

[Ninjavenom]

Today is Lethargy day.

[AChimp]

HEY.

[EverythingWillSuck]

hey

[Helm]

The few lethargy songs I got are awesome awesome awesome.

We got the first lord weird slough feg release release today, along with the greek-exclusive twisted tower dire release which SLAYS.

But when I've been listening to all day, has been INTO BATTLE and BLACK DEATH by the almighty BROCAS HELM! As epic as it comes, thrashy as fuck, TRVE KVLT!

[Dixie]

helm, did you go to that lord weird slough feg show in athens?? i heard it was pretty kick ass!

[iron mitchell]

i <3 lord weird slough feg.

[Helm]

I didn't know Feg played here. I caught the Brocas Helm live though. Pretty good.

[AChimp]

It's not my fault that the other thread got fagged up.

[Ninjavenom]

Today i will continue looping the live version of Exodus' Pirahna because it fucking owns so bad. :thrash

[Helm]

this song is about a fish... and it's not a nice fish...

ninja, get the coroner song 'masked jackal' best thrash song ever

[Driscoll]

CORONER!

Yeah, that's an excellent song. I've always prefered Tunnel of Pain myself. Or Divine Step. OR FUCK IT ANYTHING.

[Miss Modular]

I'm going to be hated for saying this, but metal for me begins and ends with this band:

[Helm]

Yeah for many americans heavy metal is a complete joke.

[Karl Hungus]

matt harvey of exhumed is singing for exodus right now, and thats okay by me.

[Dixie]

yeah yeah yeah. exodus is like the metal world's version of "the young and the restless" and they are being a bunch of whiney babies, right now all i can say is fuck 'em. i can't deny that they've done good but they're at a point that i don't really care for them as they exist now.

and as cool as spinal tap is, they have no place in this thread. metal for many of us is not a joke. please discontinue use of spinal tap as your metal foundation, discontinue trying to fit, leave immediately, and don't return to anything i post about metal. you disgrace it and embarass it. if, by chance i make a spinal tap thread in the future (or anyone else) i will then be happy to discuss the ingenious of spinal tap with you. but do not bring them into this.

achimp, i forgive you dear.

Coroner are cool and all but i've always been more partial to stuff like Hellwitch and Hallow's Eve. kick assness of thrashness.

and helm, i'm still jealous of you.

[iron mitchell]

spinal tap is better than metal.

[Dixie]

leave now and go practice shopping for a new fishnet thong. fag. i mean it.