The REAL goth scene

[MetalMilitia]

stfu im totally 16 in 2 weeks.*

Anyway its 12.. "Am i the only person over 12 on this forum?" everyone knows 12 year olds are the biggest retards on the internet.

*actual age 18

[kidthorazine]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Anyway its 12.. "Am i the only person over 12 on this forum?" everyone knows 12 year olds are the biggest retards on the internet.

So true...

[WhiteRat]

Originally Posted by kidthorazine

then go get laid or something

[kidthorazine]

Actually, I think I'll go do that now.

[MetalMilitia]

It doesn't count if they are dead

[WhiteRat]

Kidthorazine you just got booooomed!

[mischief]

bape is a character

who likes oatmeal cookies? i'm eating one right now and it's delicious

[MetalMilitia]

ok, we are trying to have a serious descussion about the real goth scene here. No spam please.

[mischief]

what kind of cookies do you like?

[MetalMilitia]

milk and

[kidthorazine]

It doesnt count if theyre dead? dude ive heard that one way too many times cant you think of something original?

[thebiggameover]

Originally Posted by kidthorazine

It doesnt count if theyre dead? dude ive heard that one way too many times cant you think of something original?

it dosent count if they use a big dong on you.

it dosent count if they are made of cheese.

it dosent count if they think of bob saget while doing you.
:/

[Dr. V]

you know they put chocolate chips in oatmeal cookies now?

And I didn't feel like reading the rest of this thread, just the cookie parts. They're the only parts that were worth reading.

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by kidthorazine

It doesnt count if theyre dead? dude ive heard that one way too many times

well mabey you should stop having sex with corpses. geez its not rocket science.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

internet welcomes sluts and it wants to fuck you with a F

[mischief]

and who are you again?

[Sicktodeathmx]

It's pretty much pointless to make goths look cool on this board. Just wait... One day... All these people will have black hair and listen to Bauhaus... Dressed in black from toe to head, singin Bela Lugosi's dead I'm dead...

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.antigravitypress.com/gothic.htm

[Burger Lord]

So was this thread supposed to open our eyes to the plight of the goth or something? I everyone going to read this crap and think "holy shit! I really just misunderstood all the little fags that hang out at the Hot Topic," because the "real" goths listen to the underground scene (because the ONLY way to be cool is to talk about the underground scene and wear shirts of bands you know no one has heard of before)
And come on, you only hate Hot Topic because it's now cool to hate them.... or you're poor or something.....

[dreaddi]

Originally Posted by kidthorazine

I actually dont wear much makup if any at all, maybe just a bit of eyeliner if i go out clubbing. I dont do anything to my hair as that it goes down past my shoulders and unless i want to get dreadlocks (which i dont because they smell horrible) i cant wear any weird hairstyles. actually most of the more mature goths dont wear that much makeup and have pretty normal hairstyles if you dont believe me you can go to a gothic nightclub and see for yourself

Dreadlocks do not smell horrible at all, it only depends on your personal hygiene standards. Actually, normal hair will smell a lot more horrible a lot faster if you don't wash it than dreadlocks.

[Helm]

Siuxsie, Bauhaus and Joy Division are not 'underground'. You're not underground when a single song of your band has been so hideously overplayed that everybody goes 'oh their singer hung himself ' whenever it is played AGAIN in an internet cafe or something.

The glamour punk (because that's what 'goth' is) thing is long dead and all that remains is a 'scene' of people refusing to let go because they like the clothes too much. So grow the fuck up and stop trying to belong in any subcultural group. I listen to Bauhaus, Joy Division and the Banshees and I don't have to identify with the gothic scene, fake or otherwise. To hang around with other idiots so in need of an identity that they're willing to fashion one out of fishnet and eyeliner is not a prequisite for appreciating the music, you know.

[Maverick Zero Unit]

Originally Posted by kidthorazine

It doesnt count if theyre dead? dude ive heard that one way too many times cant you think of something original?

Stop fucking dead bodies and you wont hear it anymore.


Scenes are retarded. If you claim your anything, it just makes you dumb. Plus if you were a real goth I'm pretty sure you wouldn't waste your time her fighting about it. Because real goth are to cool for computers and blah blah blah. The point is, be you. Don't try to fit in. Live life as you see fit, not how the world thinks. And if you wanna be "goth" fine just stop posting your bullshit on how your "real" and your banter on "what a real goth is".

Lifes to short to worry about what others think. Grow up. If you want to be accepted, buy a puppy. But walk it and feed it or it'll rip your face off.

[FrogRawr]

There is no rules to being a goth. If you say you are a goth, you are a goth. It doesn't matter if you wear plaid or black clothing, or if you listen to Mrs. Spears or Cannible Corpse. Unless some kind of international goth organization is made setting a standard to become a goth you can do whatever the hell you want while calling yourself whatever the hell you want.

For example: 1. International Goth Membership Card.
2. Standard metal spiked shoulder pads.
3. Weekly suicide letters
4. You must religiously listen to [insert bands here] and only [insert band here].

Well you get the idea. Saying something isn't real goth when its labeled goth is a lie. It just means you don't want it to associate with your subculture, but you don't have any choice in that. It is the individual(s) who you don't want to be goth's choice not yours.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by kidthorazine

am i the only person on this board thats over age 15?

I'm 22, for the record.

Not that its important.

[Super Adelle]

goth kids are like, totally cool.