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El_Makeveli · #1

You know everybody, I'm really pissed off with how much people complain about "religion is being imposed on me" or "boo hoo, I'm being discrminated aganist, because of my religion." Well I have a new religion, I have not thought up a name for it but here is the premise: we don't care whether you believe in God, Allah, Buddah, trees or whatever the hell you believe in. The only commitment you have to do is to kill others religion. You can do anything you want but you MUST kill other religions. This way, no one is being unfairly discriminated because ALL are being persecuted for their beliefs. I think it's a great idea but, I need a name and various leaders for this religion. Once I overthrow a dirt-poor country for all its worth, all who have helped me shall be rewarded greatly. I am thinking on invading Poland or the Iberian Penninsula. Where should we strike first, so that we will be able to prepare years in advance.

-EL_Makeveli

sadie · #2

i can see why this is in loveline!

MetalMilitia · #3

Perhaps he is very passionate about his religion (stupidism?)

El_Makeveli · #4

Sorry, I am new and accidently put this topic into "Loveline." Obviously, I meant to add it to the "Politics, religion" folder. That is somewhat embarassing. I will repost this in the correct folder. Pay no more attention to the topic in this room, and I want to hear (read) no more comments of the sort.

MetalMilitia · #5

I dont think you should bother.

Rosenstern · #6

I've never heard of anybody not believing in trees.

I'm pretty sure their existence is fairly proven.

Womti · #7

actually, this religion is alive and well. hasnt anyone ever heard of death rap? :/

Cosmo Electrolux · #8

shut up, asshole.

Womti · #9

and just where the hell have YOU been lately??

the_dudefather · #10

our god is an awesome god

mozz · #11

What a contridictive religion, you dont like people saying theyre discriminated because of their religion. So in your religion you kill because they're discriminating you, just by having a religion. lol. That idea sucks. If you hate religions, just like...Be come a nazi.