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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 08:11 PM       
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He's in the future.
Yep, plus his robotic outfit burned up in the atomosphere on the way down to earth... so we're supposed to assume that he's back to normal old Jason again.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 11:15 PM       
I just came back from it and this movie is fuckin great. The best character was the stoner. His one line was just great, "That goalie is pretty god damn pissed." Some black guy was there for the fresh meat part and he just said that girl desirved to die. The two best deaths were the first one in the bed, and when Jason twisted that guys head. I can see Freddy vs. Jason vs. Scream. It would rock to see Freddy and Jason tag-team the scream guy and chuckie.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:01 AM       
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The best character was the stoner.
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Some black guy was there for the fresh meat part and he just said that girl desirved to die.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:03 AM       
I thought that the stoner was a lamest person in the movie. :/ I thought the raver guy with the light sticks and shit all over him was hilarious.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 04:30 PM       
Now i can understand why people would be pissed because of the Dark Meat thing, But i think i would be more pissed with the fact that Freddy is a CHILD MOLESTER.

In the Friggin' begaining he sharpens his blades while a lttile girl, trapped in his room, tries to escape. that was a little unsettleing

"Look Freddy just killed another child. wait what was that, what a racist stament. HOW DARE THEY. THIS MOVIE SOULD BE BANNED."

I hate people who get on a platform without look at the whole picture.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 05:02 PM       
That's a pretty stupid comparison. He's the bad guy, he's a child molester, you're supposed to not like him. That has little to do with the dark meat comment....

I think a better comparison is how nobody seemed to have a problem with she called Freddy a fag. :/
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 05:10 PM       
Yeah, she had no right to insult Freddy for his clothes. I'm glad she was brutally killed.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 07:13 PM       
Yeah Your comparision is much better.
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 12:43 AM       
I think Freddy Krueger is more of a child killer than a child molester. The major theme seems to be him killing children, not rubbing up against them.

Edit: Then again, I haven't seen the entire series, so I could be wrong.
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 12:56 AM       
I find that the mental picture of freddy rubbing his crotch into a cornered kid's face is high disturbing, but at the same time hilarious.
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 02:44 AM       
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I think a better comparison is how nobody seemed to have a problem with she called Freddy a fag. :/
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 01:38 PM        arg
that movie rocks like nothing else, i was smiling the whole way through, and almost crying near the end

"freddy, jason, please turn around, the kids will kill you...noooooo!!!"

the craftmatic bed of death (as i like to call it) was my favorite kill.

the fact they brought jasons mother back was cool too (he seemed to forget about her after part 4 i think).

plus those pesky kids killed jason in the first place, (just a thought) putting the bag on his head.... the same bag from friday part 2 perhaps? (no)

however jason got lost in the woods after drowning by the fucking shore is anyones guess (alright so it was a dream sequence)

when they killled jason and freddy they were bit nieve to think they killed them, they didnt even chain jason to the bottom of the lake or exorise freddy soul (or get him to look into a mirror, now that was retarded), the fact that they were still instantly alive was good, i hope the team up for the sequel....

freddy and jason...vs ash... now thats a movie
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 03:31 PM       
Freddy vs. Jason vs. the matrix would be uber cool.
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 06:58 PM       
vs revenge of the nerds
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 11:12 PM       
No Freddy and Jason vs. Ash and the TERMINATOR

THAT WOULD BE GREAT

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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 11:32 PM       
Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash Vs. Shaq Vs. Danny Divito Vs. Pokemon Vs. Terminator Vs. Sinbad Vs. Tentacles that rape Japanese school girls Vs. The Twinky Kid Vs. a black man's piece.
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 11:54 PM       
Freddy vs. Jason - part 2

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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 07:11 AM       
Now you're just being silly.
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 05:31 PM       
Freddy vs. Jason got the top movie for 2 weeks in a row. It already made 60 million so far.
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 05:32 PM       
I would accutlly want to see scream vs Mike myers with mike wining in the end.
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 07:55 PM       
Who the fuck would want scream to win? And furthermore, who the fuck thinks some jackass teenager is going to be able to stand up to the gas station attendant fury that is Mike Meyers?
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 09:33 PM       
Freddy vs. Jason vs. the halloween masks from Halloween 3.
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 10:06 PM       


So many people hate that movie cuz it has nothing to do with Michael Myers, but if you look at it as just a separate story, it's a really fun movie. Killing kids with masks = classic.
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 10:12 PM       
I think the concept could work. Think about it, Jason needs to replace his mask, so he finds one of the Halloween 3 masks. Then it makes like a giant snake come out of his chest, which tries to eat him. An Anaconda perhaps.....

Freddy could just laugh maniacally in the background.
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 10:14 PM       
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Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash Vs. Shaq Vs. Danny Divito Vs. Pokemon Vs. Terminator Vs. Sinbad Vs. Tentacles that rape Japanese school girls Vs. The Twinky Kid Vs. a black man's piece.
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