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Old Sep 15th, 2005, 03:51 PM        Message Of Love: OAO To Melissa
Pop the link, press play and be impressed by his skillz:


LADY'S MAN

Deny it. I dare you!
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Old Sep 15th, 2005, 03:57 PM       
I don't wanna everevereverevereverevereverever leave you.

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Old Sep 15th, 2005, 04:26 PM       
Just from the tone of the message, I tend to wonder if he's ever had the sex with her or, upon having it just once, is desperately hoping for another go 'round. :whipped
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Old Sep 15th, 2005, 06:26 PM       
I'd be more likely to commit suicide and leave a CD with My Chemical Romance's Helena on it and tell her to consider herself the one singing it.
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Old Sep 15th, 2005, 06:45 PM       
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT OAO GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
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Old Sep 15th, 2005, 07:16 PM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2005, 05:07 AM       
I want to know what love is... I want you to show me.
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Old Sep 16th, 2005, 12:17 PM       
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I'd be more likely to commit suicide and leave a CD with My Chemical Romance's Helena on it and tell her to consider herself the one singing it.

Woah, that's heavy man...
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Old Sep 16th, 2005, 02:17 PM       
surely he was on something when he did that. That was horrific.
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Old Sep 16th, 2005, 03:48 PM       
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Woah, that's heavy man...
Yeah. I'm so dark, mysterious and misunderstood. *Smokes clove*
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Old Sep 16th, 2005, 03:57 PM       
A straight-edger romance.

P.S. Can you spare a leg for me?
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Old Sep 16th, 2005, 03:59 PM       
Fuck sXe. I eat pussy vegans for my pre-workout carb load.
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Old Sep 16th, 2005, 04:05 PM       
"I'd be more likely to commit suicide and leave a CD with My Chemical Romance's Helena on it and tell her to consider herself the one singing it."

Actually, you should consider leaving her a copy of, "The chymical wedding of Christian Rosenkreutz".

You can start at the, "Sixth day" and call it, "The sixth month".

You should read this to her!

Now whether the egg were hereby meant, I leave to the learned to dispute; yet I do my part, and omit nothing undeclared. Our egg being now ready was taken out, but it needed no cracking, for the bird that was in it soon freed himself, and showed himself very jocund, yet he looked very bloody and unshapen.
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Old Sep 16th, 2005, 04:10 PM       
OAO will take the anal seks for everandevereverandeverev
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Old Sep 16th, 2005, 05:18 PM       
aw. and she left him three days later. and he thanked god for her!
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Old Sep 17th, 2005, 12:50 AM       
OAO is 17 he can't have bum sex

all you can do is bone the Special Ed teacher, at best!
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 11:46 PM       
"what's the worst thing I can say-ay-aaa-ay-ay..."

No, Helena should definitally be OAO's theme song.

Too bad the producers managed to make it sound good.
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Old Sep 19th, 2005, 01:28 AM       
funny, I always pictured OAO living in the "Lola" world of theme music.
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Old Sep 19th, 2005, 01:20 PM       
I pictured him in the "right said fred" genre of gay disco.....
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Old Sep 19th, 2005, 05:54 PM       
I picture myself in necro rap songs.
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Old Sep 19th, 2005, 06:49 PM       
Particularly I Need Drugs.
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Old Sep 19th, 2005, 10:37 PM       
Just you wait till I create anarcho-rap.
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Old Sep 19th, 2005, 11:09 PM       
Why should I wait for something that will suck?
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Old Sep 19th, 2005, 11:14 PM       
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