A bird shit on my head today

[Rongi]

i was in the parking lot of some independent music store waiting for my friend. she pulls up i lean on the window and plop some bird feces lands right on my head

[Jixby Phillips]

th-th-th-then what

[Cosmo Electrolux]

That's supposed to be good luck. I was on a boat on the Thames river and a bird shit on me, and the lady in the seat behind me said that it was good luck...I didn't feel real lucky.....

[MetalMilitia]

How come you get good luck when a particularly unlucky thing happens to you?
it must unbalence the luckyness in the universe meaning you will definetly be luckyer in furture as excess bad luck has been used..... or something. :/

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

th-th-th-then what

a ghost came out!

[Rongi]

and i think that whole being lucky thing was just made up to make people feel better about getting shat on by an animal

[Sethomas]

One time a lion pissed on my sister.

[Rongi]

where did that happen?

[GADZOOKS]

Hell, i would take a shit on you too if I saw you coming out of an independent music store

[Rongi]

what's wrong with an independent music store? everything is cheaper here than target or tower records or whatever

asshole

[GADZOOKS]

Did you enjoy the witty banter between John Kusack and Jack Black while you were there.

[Rongi]

you're so gay sometimes

[Ninjavenom]

A bird shit on my favorite shirt when i was in ocean city. On one hand, i had to wash my shirt. On the other hand, a bird shit on me. I thought it was pretty fucking hilarious.

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

Did you enjoy the witty banter between John Kusack and Jack Black while you were there.

omfg lol. I hate that movie ;_;

Rongi theres nothign wrong with going to INDEPENDANT record stores, just dont mentiion they are independant when you're telling the story about getting shit on. If you got shit on after walking out of Tower Records or a Virgin Megastore, would you have said "I WAS TALKING OUT OF A CHAIN RECORD STORE"

[Rongi]

alright i guess i could understand that. if i got shit on after coming out of a mcdonalds i woundnt say "I WAS WALKING OUT OF A FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENT"

[Seven Force]

A bird shat on you. Move on.

[Rongi]

i wish i could shit on you

[Esuohlim]

Have any of you ever watched KEVIN SMITH'S Dogma?

[Brandon]

A seagull shit on my dad's head at Cedar Point years ago.

Fortunately, he's bald.

[GADZOOKS]

I once got shat on by a bird when I was about 12 at summer camp. We were in a canoe too.

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Have any of you ever watched KEVIN SMITH'S Dogma?

[kellychaos]

Everybody's a critic. I wouldn't worry about it as long as you have mass appeal. That's were the money's at. Fact.

[Rongi]

Hush, fatty.

[kellychaos]

Eye kant reed.

[HickMan]

Originally Posted by Brandon

A seagull shit on my dad's head at Cedar Point years ago.

Fortunately, he's bald.

Were you in a line for a ride? My brother was waiting to ride the MAGNUM XL200 and he got bird poop on his thumb . He whined like a sissy boy.