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Old Dec 7th, 2004, 02:26 PM        give me coffee or give me death
this morning, i woke up with a cup of coffee in my hand and asked myself, 'how the hell did i get here (work)?'

has that ever happened to you?
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Old Dec 7th, 2004, 02:47 PM       
i was doing a java assignment all night sunday, and the next day at 6pm i was waiting to use the phone and lay down for a sec. 6 hours later i was awake and really confused (especially as someone came home with loads of shopping at midnight).
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Old Dec 7th, 2004, 03:23 PM       
Last night I was playing diablo 2 and this morning in class I turned to the guy next to me and said "if you want I can rush you through the class and kill the teacher as long as I get what drops!"

this didn't really happen I thought of it just now. But I'm thinking about what would drop. Maybe an Arreats for my barb. I want an arreats for my barb.


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Old Dec 7th, 2004, 03:24 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2004, 03:28 PM       
lol.. sleep confusion. like taking a nap on the weekend at 2pm and waking up at 6pm (especialy in winter when it gets dark earlier) and not knowing if its 6am or pm or tuesday or thursday for that matter! arrgh! i hate that...
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Old Dec 7th, 2004, 03:52 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2004, 04:20 PM       
A "java assignment" mentioned in a thread titled with coffee. Ha. Ha.

I'm loaded on caffeine and nicotene. Finals week is such a lovely hell.
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Old Dec 7th, 2004, 04:30 PM       
java is fun for all! (kill me please)

and ive got html due on friday, which i should be doing now rather than using this forum

time to get more tea and coke (i dont like coffee).
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Old Dec 7th, 2004, 05:10 PM       
This being a break in a score of two 5-7 page essays, a 10-page response examination, and a 10-12 page essay on the most inane writing one can imagine, I find it hard to believe that people actually learn practical knowledge.
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Old Dec 7th, 2004, 06:10 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2004, 06:57 PM       
I have had some weird sleep things. Like once, I dreamt I was awake and I when I actually woke up, I was talking to my friends and family about stuff we talked about in the dream like they actually happened...

Of course, it could of been the kilo of crack I smoked before I got up that caused it but eh...
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Old Dec 7th, 2004, 08:25 PM       
a few nights ago i had i dream in which i knew it was a dream and used logic to prove it was a dream to the people in my dream

i like to dream. what do you think androids dream of?
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 10:19 AM       
Coffee causes panic attacks don't ever drink coffee.

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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 10:30 AM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 10:37 AM       
If I drink alot of coffee, my pee has a wierd coffee aroma.
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 10:38 AM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 10:42 AM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 10:45 AM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 11:22 AM       
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If I drink alot of coffee, my pee has a wierd coffee aroma.
same here. Its not very pleasent.
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 02:11 PM       
Heresy, everyone knows coffee is the greatest thing ever brought to mankind. And I would rather my pee smell like coffee than pee,
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Old Dec 8th, 2004, 02:16 PM       
interestingly enough i has some coffee the onther day and it smelt like pee. I got it out of a vending machine so something probably died in it.
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