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Old Apr 13th, 2006, 11:40 AM        Dry Humping
I dont know about you guys but I got an addiction to friction!
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Old Apr 13th, 2006, 03:28 PM       
Rubbing yourself against the Tickle Me Elmo you found at the dump doesn't count as dry humping.
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Old Apr 13th, 2006, 03:42 PM       
oh no dis nigga didn'
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Old Apr 15th, 2006, 04:08 PM       
We be grindin'!
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Old Apr 15th, 2006, 06:02 PM       
Dry humping = hilarious.
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Old Apr 15th, 2006, 09:24 PM       
Freak dancing?
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Old Apr 15th, 2006, 11:47 PM       
NO, HARDCORE DANCING.
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Old Apr 16th, 2006, 12:43 AM       
I HATE DRY HUMPING USE LOTION YOU SUMSABITCHES!!
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Old Apr 16th, 2006, 03:16 AM       
You know, this guy once came into work, and he started talking about stuff. Not very cool stuff, but stuff regarding the aspects of walking in a dog free/black free park. I guess he was a racist.

Anyway, long story short, I heard that Ghandi liked to Dry Hump.



ok, I lied. Ghandi's Clone likes to dry hump.
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Old Apr 16th, 2006, 08:02 PM       
my bf does that to me all the time and i dont know why he does it.
can someone anwser that for me plz?
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Old Apr 16th, 2006, 08:04 PM       
He doesn't want you. Your not wet. You don't really like each other. Who knows but you had better kick his sorry, obtuse ass out of your life and get you a big bottle of lotion and just do it yourself. Until Bob or Vern or Billy Joe comes along from an Arkansan crappie tournie to sweep you off your feet.
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 02:25 AM       
it cause you are fat and disgusting naked, but with clothes on your winning personality shines through, and you are tolerable.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 04:26 PM       
HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I DIDNT START THIS
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 09:50 PM       
Like you've ever dry humped anything that wasn't your comatose grandma!
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 10:11 PM       
or corrugated cardboard. jesus fucking bananas, are the homeless swarming to this board??
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 10:17 PM       
he probably dry humps the dumpster he sleeps in :o
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 10:28 PM       
springtime dude. that means soft pastel tennis shoes, an old green parka and for home aviance, a park bench. get with the program, fer chrissakes.

dumpsters are for the fall/winter wardrobe.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 10:58 PM       
OH GREAT ANOTHER BARRAGE OF WARDROBE/SEASON POSTS I BET

I WEAR MY KOHL'S $18 CROFT & BARROW HAWAIIAN SHIRTS ALL YEAR ROUND SO DON'T TELL ME WHAT TONES ARE COMPATABLE WITH MY SEASON

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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 11:02 PM       
i wish lotida were here.


milhouse, we both love you.

as a personal gift from me, a ticket to visit all those guys from queer eye for the straight guy

you need help and as i adore you, i am going to be your buddy...no...don't thank me. your transformation is enough.

your g/f will appreciate it.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 11:06 PM       
You would think so but I've been told by many that those shirts make me look very :sunglasses
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 11:11 PM       
well the mustache is too much. tone it down bubby.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 11:27 PM       
TERRA! IM GUNNA DRY HUMP YOUUUUUUUU!
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Old Mar 24th, 2007, 09:22 PM       
Dry humping wont make your problems go away dude.
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Old Mar 24th, 2007, 09:40 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2007, 04:15 AM       
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