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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 02:32 PM        I got a Job yo
Well, I finally landed a Job that I can enjoy.

I am now making money as a professional photographer.
Just don't ask where.
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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 02:35 PM       
where? :/

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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 02:50 PM       
I bet it's Wal-Mart.
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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 02:59 PM       
YOU IDIOTS.

it's tacoma.
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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 03:05 PM       
If it's Wal-Mart, he shouldn't have said it was a job he could enjoy, else he is REALLY naive.
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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 03:10 PM       
He's a gay porn photoographer.
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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 04:15 PM       
He takes pictures for the H.S. yearbook.
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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 04:46 PM       
Hahaha, gay porn! Something he can enjoy! He's gay!

I think he is talking about video photographer.
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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 07:01 PM       
Holy shit, you guys are right... Not the gay part though, but the Wal-Mart. Chimp must be my stalker.

Funny though, it not really part of Wal-Mart, it just located within Wal-Mart. I don't even get to use the Wal-Mart employee Lounge. (Not that I mind, I have only seen 3 girls that would qualify for Playboy's Women of Wal-Mart, and only if you squint)
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Old Apr 26th, 2005, 12:20 AM       
You should wander around the store and take pictures of random people, then demand money from them.
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Old Apr 26th, 2005, 01:54 AM       
The camera sucks... it bolted to the table, this big double lens, super high quality 40 pound camera.

Otherwise I would.
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Old Apr 26th, 2005, 06:19 AM       
you're making it sound like they might as well get a trained monkey or a robot to do this job.
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Old Apr 26th, 2005, 06:26 AM       
So, what, you take passport photos?
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Old Apr 26th, 2005, 12:48 PM       
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you're making it sound like they might as well get a trained monkey or a robot to do this job.
Aye, a Robot monkey could do this job. If all your expecting is photos like the passport photos.

Edit: The Camera might be bolted down, but that just means I have to get 7 completely different images (Company policy) from the same subject. Most of the changes come from how the subject sits, how everything fits square, etc. Sure, and idiot can do this. But for someone who wants to get into professional photography, this is a good foot in the door.
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Old Apr 26th, 2005, 02:43 PM       
Maybe you'll finally meet the other achimp! You know?
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Old Apr 27th, 2005, 12:20 AM       
Eh... Nobody knows what the fuck I'm talking about. Where are all the old school posters? Remember that one dumb fuck called achimpinwalmart?
Nevermind. Not funny.
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Old Apr 27th, 2005, 02:19 AM       
i knew what you were talking abouit
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Old Apr 27th, 2005, 02:40 AM       
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