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Old Jul 31st, 2005, 07:35 PM        I have returned
The beach was fun.
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Old Jul 31st, 2005, 08:39 PM       
did you give her some leg at the beach?
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Old Aug 1st, 2005, 01:46 AM       
THE INTERNET WAS WAITING FOR YOUR RETURN.

CALL ALL THE NOBLES AND LORDS OF ALL THE INTERWEB AND ALERT THEM TO SIR OAO'S PRESENCE.

HAVE A LARGE MEAD OF ALE AND DO TELL ALL OF US WHO ARE SIMPLY POPPING WITH SEMI-SEXUAL WONDER AT THE THOUGHT OF YOUR NEEDLESSLY ASININE AND BORING TALES OF PERSONAL BEACH VACATIONS WHICH EVERYONE CARES ABOUT.

THIS MY FRIENDS WILL BE THE GRANDEST THREAD OF THEM ALL.
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Old Aug 1st, 2005, 01:51 AM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2005, 01:57 AM       
God fucking damnit your blog music SUCKS.
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Old Aug 1st, 2005, 02:06 AM       
"SXE"? You goddamn pussy
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Old Aug 1st, 2005, 02:28 PM        Re: I have returned
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The beach was fun.
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Old Aug 1st, 2005, 02:57 PM       
Wow I've never been this excited before.
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Old Aug 1st, 2005, 03:00 PM       
this is what i mockery is ALLABOUT
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Old Aug 1st, 2005, 03:02 PM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2005, 04:48 PM       
How did you make out in the underwater fencing class?
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Old Aug 1st, 2005, 06:25 PM       
haha... "Makeout" "underwater" "Leg". haha. you guys are so funny.
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Old Aug 1st, 2005, 10:38 PM       
Um, so hey guys, have I missed anything? Anyone go on vacation?
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Old Aug 2nd, 2005, 12:29 PM       
I wonder what going to the beach is like for the One and Only.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2005, 12:49 PM       
Entertaining.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2005, 02:15 PM       
Wow. That's really great. Thank God for the internet.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2005, 04:26 PM       
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Old Aug 2nd, 2005, 04:42 PM       
We don't want to hear about your tawdry love affairs you amphibious bastard.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2005, 05:11 PM       
Groucho is rolling over in his grave you hermaphrodite bitch!
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Old Aug 2nd, 2005, 05:47 PM       
And you're the one rolling him over with your gelatinous sex drive.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2005, 06:26 PM       
HOW HE GOT IN MY SWIMSUIT I'LL NEVER KNOW BUTIT GAVE ME A WOODY THAT WOULDN'T QUIT! ONCE YOU'VE HAD BLOWHOLE YOU NEVER GO BACK!
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Old Aug 2nd, 2005, 06:33 PM       
Yes, many men are strucken by permanant hard-on's every year, in fact it effects more than 32% of the country. Blowholesiphidisisadis is a common cause of permanant hard-on syndrome and there are preventative measures that can be found in your local grocery store, please ask your local seafood butcher for them.
While there is no cure for permanant hard-on's, there are ways to help you cope with your disability and learn to adjust to the real world.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2005, 03:57 AM       
Kahl's right. Being "strucken" by anything is not a matter to be taken lightly. All struckers should be reported to the front desk immediately.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2005, 06:03 AM       
With a name like Strucker's, it's got to be good.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2005, 04:42 PM       
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