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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 11:00 AM        I heard that...
...the human body can consume up to one teaspoon of fecal matter without getting sick.

amazing.
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 06:07 PM       
someone try it and tell us what happens...please?
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 11:04 PM       
Where, exactly, did you learn this?
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 08:29 AM       
What exactly was the scientific process for determining that amount? And where can I go about purchasing some of this "fecal matter?" Is it sold in a solid or liquid form?
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 05:32 PM       
Back in my days of 'Nam, the Charlies would put feces on the end of pungi sticks in booby traps to ensure infection.
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 07:07 PM       
I think I read it somewhere.

and I dont know how they determine it. Im not a fucking poo scientist
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 08:52 PM       
you should make "not a fucking poo scientist" your title

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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 10:17 PM       
What courses would I need to take to become a fucking poo scientist? I hear it pays good money.
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 10:49 PM       
just keep jars of it in fromaldahyde in your basement and show them to every single person who comes to your door. someone will hand you a degree eventually. it worked for me!
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 03:53 PM       
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you should make "not a fucking poo scientist" your title
you know, I would if I wasnt dumb enough to figure out where this title thing is.

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What courses would I need to take to become a fucking poo scientist? I hear it pays good money.
well you probably need a degree in poo.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 07:15 PM       
Here is where you can learn a bunch of fun facts about poo.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 08:33 PM       
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Here is where you can learn a bunch of fun facts about poo.
is it posible to puke poo? :/
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Old Mar 4th, 2004, 07:37 AM       
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Old Mar 4th, 2004, 05:47 PM       
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is it posible to puke poo? :/
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