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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 04:51 PM        What the hell is wrong with people?
So I work with individuals who are thought to be some of the best and brightest minds in the world. This leads me to expect a certain amount of both adult and child-like behaviors from them.

What I do not expect is to walk into the womans bathroom and find what can only be described as the "secret toilet stall" from Desperado. Complete with handprints running down the walls.

As if the monthly menstrual blood on the floors (sometimes not even in the stalls) were not enough now we have an excremental on the loose.

The sad thing is I work in med lab.....do these people not understand biohazard?


I am so totally grossed out......
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 04:59 PM       
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 05:16 PM       
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 06:51 PM       
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 06:56 PM       
I watched that movie last week. It was good.

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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 07:00 PM       
This is merely a precursor to the viral outbreak which began in your lab when a female employee, having sex on a photo copier, knocked over an improperly stored petry dish of anthrax. It quickly ran it's course and caused the female employee to convulse and fall to the floor during an incredibly violent bout of the shits. Later that day employees from the lab wen't home to spread the virus to thier children, who in turn took it to school.

In a few days the wall-feces won't seem like that big of a problem in the grand scheme of things.
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 07:01 PM       
This was Evil Robots doing!
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 07:01 PM       
Thar's a big diff'rence 'tween book smarts and commin senz!
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 07:02 PM       
Quote:
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Thar's a big diff'rence 'tween book smarts and commin senz!
and in addition to that, define "best and brightest minds in the world"
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 07:12 PM       
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 07:41 PM        Woo
Kelly - True dat! I swear the question "how do I fill out my W4 and I9" comes up so often I can't stand it. "Um try putting your name where it says name for starters.....dingbat"

mesobe - I work for the neurobiology department at Stanford. The faculty are all leaders in the field. Prize winners....reserach awards up the butt. The students here are amazing as well. Some of them are triple Ph.Ds many with an M.D. to boot.
The work done in "my" labs blows me away.

And yet......poop on the walls.
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 07:44 PM       
triple PhDs? what a waste of time...
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 08:26 PM       
So they're smart, and they're also grossly immature. That's actually not a huge surprise.
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 08:44 PM        Ph.D.
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triple PhDs? what a waste of time...
It depends on what field you go into. In research.....it is quite useful.
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 11:10 PM       
what would lead a person to smear blood and/or feces on a bathroom stall? one of those high-and-mighty people with whom you work is obviously cloaking some serious issues. you should set up a stake-out! find the psycho before it's too late.
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 11:36 PM       
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 02:03 PM       
We had something similar to that happen at work a few years back. The cameras were set up and it turned out to be the cleaning crew that came in. Not that we don't have idiots that would do that simply for shits and giggles but it was getting really out of hand and needed to be stopped.

We even witnessed one of the cleaning crew jizzing in an opened soap dispenser bag and then sealing it back up before he put it in the canister.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 02:09 PM       
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 03:19 PM       
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 01:40 PM       
Nobody reads my best jokes. :/
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 03:10 PM       
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Old Mar 4th, 2004, 12:56 AM       
I know what's its like. I spent a year working as a Janitor in high school. There were times when I'd come in to clean the bathroom in the morning to find shit everywhere. Splattered on the stall walls, the floor, and all over the toilet. Notice I said all over the toilet, and not in the toilet. It was as if they had walked into the stall, pulled down their pants, and let loose violently explosive diarrhea. Of course, the night crew knew this had happened, and merely locked the stall door to avoid cleaning it up, so I had to clean up someone else's shit that had been sitting for hours. I so badly wanted cameras somewhere so I could find the person who had so little decency that they would do this to another human being and drag a steak knife across their adams apple. I tried to console myself with the possibility that some of these people were perhaps retarded, and thus didn't know any better. This idea was shot to hell due to the fact that few retards roam around grocery stores in the middle of the night. Anyways, people can be real bastards.
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Old Mar 4th, 2004, 07:51 AM       
Man, I FEEL for you.

And your quote is a rip-off of one of my favourites:

Man's greatest good fortune is to kill his fellow man, raize his village and all his belongings, leave his mourning wife weaping and wailing, and to ride off upon his gelding." - Genghis Khan.
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