Flynn's Plan to Save America

[Flynn]

In the United States of America, senior citizens are, by far, the most active group of voters. As such, politicians tend to listen to their problems and complaints more than any other group. What do these geezers clamour for? More money for social security and medicare; more and more entitlements. Billions and billions of dollars pour into the pockets of these derelict and worthless citizens, stealing from working Americans everywhere. It's time to take a stand, ladies and gentlemen, and I believe I have a solution to America's problem.

------>We Should Put All Elderly People to Sleep<------

Why would we do such a thing? Killing off the elderly population would free up Billions that could be put to much better use. Political discussion would be moved away from crying old grandmas who claim they do not have enough money for pills. Thousands of new jobs would be created in the corpse disposal and pet food industries. America's job crisis would be over. True, some companies such as Cadillac would suffer, but these losses could be lessened by legalizing prostitution and providing government subsidies to pimps, who would then be able to buy their favored automobiles.

Many may feel guilty over the complete extermination of the millions of senior citizens in this country. Maybe they didn't want to see Grandma go so soon. To these people I have this to say: the elderly are demanding, rude, and they smell bad. They provide no useful service to society and only serve to drain resources. Our most beautiful states, Florida and Arizona, are completely ruined by their presence. If that were not enough, they also tip poorly. And besides, they were going to die soon anyway.

My fellow Americans, we must act soon if we are to save our country. For the sake of this nation, the geezers must die.

[Schimid]

Why, that's absurd!

[Big Papa Goat]

Philyohsy phorum :roellerys

[Mike]

Originally Posted by Big Papa Goat

Philyohsy phorum :roellerys

Or better yet, deletion.

[Flynn]

Absurd? Think of how many times you've been stuck behind a little old lady in a Cadillac going 40 miles an hour on the freeway during rush hour with here left blinker on, and tell me the elderly don't deserve to die.

[Dole]

kill them at birth

[MEATMAN]

Hey, this is pretty good! Send it in for Visionary Darkness!

[AChimp]

THIS IS A REVOLUTIONARY IDEA.

YOU BETTER SEND IT TO THE WRITERS OF STAR TREK AND ASK THEM TO MAKE AN EPISODE ABOUT IT.

[Flynn]

HA HA! I CAN WRITE IN CAPS TOO! Yes, a similiar theme was on Star Trek. It was also featured in television shows such as Dinosaurs and probably many others. Those are works of fantasy. This is reality! Think of the potential that this project has! Not only would we be rid of America's most annoying citizens, thousands of jobs would be created! Pet food and livestock feed prices would go down as a low cost meat entered the market! No more depends commericals! No more having money stolen out of your pocket! Exclamation point!

[Schimid]

Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot.

[MrAdventure]

flynn is right fellas old people are just dumb all over and if theyre so coool how come they tend to die a lot huh

[Flynn]

Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot? All hail Schimid, the internet tough guy. Please don't hurt me anymore with your scathing insults!

[Dr. Nick Riviera]

The elderly are running over the people whose organs they use. Kinda makes you think, huh?

[Comrade Rocket]

INTRODUCING SOYLENT GRAY...

stop posting. Your faggy doom logo doesnt fool us.

[Flynn]

Trigger: "I have many posts, therefore my penis is large."

[Comrade Rocket]

your combacks make jesus cry.

[Sam]

YAH, TRIGGER IS THE MOST TOUGHEST, BECAUSE HE HAS MORE POSTS THEN ANYONE.

[The One and Only...]

Sure, it would free up billions AND CAUSE MASSIVE HYPERINFLATION !!!

[mesobe]

I GOT A BETTER IDEA

lets save the world instead and kill off all the americans!

[Flynn]

That could be a problem. That extra flow of cash into the pockets of everyday Americans may drive inflation rates sky high, but we would also lose a fairly large consumer base and the demand for consumer goods would be lessened. This might blunt the inflation spike. If things get too bad, the Fed can implement policies to curb inflation further, such as restricting the cash flow like they did in the '80s. The rise in the inflation rate would suck, but it would only last for a year or so until the situation stabilized.

[Sajuuk]

The world will end because of people like you.

[Flynn]

Don't you roll your eyes at me, you SOB.
Besides, what the hell are you talking about? This is a great idea! Anyone who has worked in a service job of any kind would probably agree with me.

[Sajuuk]

YEAH SURE WHY NOT

You know what, you just can't think like a philosopher.

[Flynn]

What does that even mean? "You know what, you just can't think like a physiologist." What does that have to do with anything? Why should I care about physiology and biology? What are you talking about?

[Sajuuk]