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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 10:14 AM        If you had to pick a god who would it be?
Yes it's the question we all ask ourselves every day.

If you had to pick a god who would it be?

I would pick Jah, the god of the reggae peoples. Jah was in all actuality the king of Ethiopia and Bob Marley was probably really stoned and thought it would be funny to make him God. I don't think Jah is the kind of God that really cares if you know much about him or not so I'd qualify. And he's black which is what a God should be. Black or Green like Alanis Morisette. Not white.

I was gonna say: "so which god would you pick if you had to pick one" but I strangely don't care about you anymore now I've had to say my piece. So reply in any way you see fit.
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 10:54 AM       
I believe we are all blessed by Jah Jah. Regardless color or opinion. Jungle world. Ethiopiea. One love. I believe.

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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 11:13 AM       
Cool. I have about twenty of king tubby's dubs that I often put on in the evening and zone out to. No religion that inspires good music like that can be bad.

Good choice.
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 11:17 AM       
Baron Samedi.

Only deity I approve of, despite the fact that I know next to nothing about him.

Why? Because I think he's a party animal or something.

And his name rocks.

And his job.

Voodoo god of death. Rock.
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 11:31 AM       
He had a big hat in goldeneye. That makes him god material in my book.
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 11:33 AM       
I was jus quotin a song. My personal Deity of Choice (DoC) is Eris Discordia, but don't tell her I said that.
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 11:38 AM       
William Shatner. Enough said.
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 11:46 AM       
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 11:56 AM       
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 12:02 PM       
I would pick the King Shit of Fuck Mountain
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 12:26 PM       
Yoyo. Voodoo is cool. I used to have an encyclopedia and when I once looked up voodoo it had the caption 'chickens are used in voodoo dances' and it had a gorgeous woman naked, dancing with a chicken, in a page-wide picture next to it. I couldn't believe my luck. I consulted that entry a lot from then on. Haha. Yes, masturbation-wise consulting is what I mean.
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 12:30 PM       
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 12:35 PM       
I will put you down for mid-USA christianity then.
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 12:42 PM       
Kali......and the Baron is NOT the voodoo god of death....
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 01:56 PM       
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 03:42 PM       
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Kali is my girlfriend's name. :/ Black goddess of death or something to that effect.
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 04:54 PM       
I can't think of one that fits this description, but I want an angry, vengeful deity who smites people for being idiotic tools!

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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 05:47 PM       
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I agree, but I was gonna say that
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 06:58 PM       
It will be noted that Carnivore's response, tho inderect, was also Cthulhu.
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 07:54 PM       
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You also could've said Nyarlathotep.
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 08:25 PM       
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