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Originally Posted by juttin
ooooookaeethen?
Anyways.......stupid. something that I'm not. But,I guess I need to put it in your demographic language
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I think in cases like this, brothers and sisters, it is important for us to turn to the bible for answers. Turn with me to verses 3-7 in chapter five of the Book of Tards, where it says
3: and yea, though he may be a stupid faggot, thou shalt not falter in thine wrathful smiting
4: for it is the will of the almighty that his stupidity and faggotry be laid bare...
5: and lo shall the self-assured cynics and smarty-pantses point at he and their giggles rise up to heaven
6: for he has no penis.
7: and also he could have made a little sense up there had he added the 's to Demographic, rather than making it look like the operative adjective of 'language', rather than the subjective noun modified by the pronoun as he had intended, which is clearly the work of a stupid fucking retard
(Retards 5:3-7)
Well there you have it.
See, sunshine, smart
's funny thing...and IQ
's even funnier? IQ don't tell us shit. It's entirely possible to have a 180 IQ and still live in a mud hut in Borneo or some such silliness, because you've never been properly educated. Feeling you have to scream out, "I'M SMART," on the other hand...that tells us a whole bunch of shit.
First thing is, it tells us you're insecure about your own intelligence. You want to be percieved as intelligent, but probably find yourself over your head in discussions with true smarties. But, undaunted, you search ever onwards for a group of idiots who are just dumber than a sack of hammers and actually, god forbid, willing to say you're a bright little candle. Well, sir, I assure you...we are not the idiots you're looking for.
Second thing is, stupid is as stupid does (Gump 1:15). Intelligence without the ability to communicate intelligence is impotent. I don't care if you're the next fucking Einstein, you abuse the language you claim to speak. If you were TRULY interested in coming off as intelligent, you wouldn't make a mockery of yourself every time you type out something as boneheaded as 'escaladed'. If you want to come across as smart, quit acting like a spoilt child, learn to present yourself plausibly and coherently and come back to us after your balls drop.
You get all that, sunshine? Or do you want me to keep slapping you around a little and make you look like my bitch in front of all these people?
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