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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 07:59 PM        Post yer Ferret Here


This is Zoroaster! Zorro for short! To call him rambunctious would be an understatement!



GAZE AT THE CUTENESS! The ferret is cool, too! lol!
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 08:03 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 08:34 PM       
I don't have a ferret, but because of my well-known weakness for the cuddly mustelids:

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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 08:37 PM       
Zoroaster likes to run up and jump on a person's leg, clearly expecting to knock down his foe. So today, when he did that to me I feigned falling over and remained still. He just started sniffing around, looking for a place to begin his meal. I let him know the ruse only when he was gnawing on my hand.
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 08:42 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 10:51 PM       
ryan likes to go play with the animals at the humane society; he loves the ferrets especially. one time, they had two ferrets that had been abandoned on the side of a county road. it was raining heavily and they were stuck in a cage.
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 08:02 AM       
damn...I thought you were posting pictures of Slinky Ferret
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 04:07 PM       
I would like a mini-ferret that I could use to clean my pipe. [/seth]
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Old Dec 10th, 2005, 07:06 PM       
I have never owned a ferret, let alone held one. Someone I know had about five of them.

They look cuddly though but may inflict injury.
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Old Dec 10th, 2005, 10:59 PM       
one time I ate ten pounds of garlic in one sitting, minutes later I farted out like twenty of these ferret things.
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Old Dec 11th, 2005, 12:17 AM       
The only ferret I knew was kinda stinky, but cute as hell
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Old Dec 11th, 2005, 05:42 PM        Re: Post yer Ferret Here
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Old Dec 11th, 2005, 11:21 PM       
wow, its adorable O.O

too bad they are illegal in some states ;__;
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Old Dec 12th, 2005, 04:42 AM       
Why are they illegal?
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Old Dec 12th, 2005, 03:55 PM       
Hello, I am an inquisitive spaniard, from the spanish inquisition.

I have come here to interrogate you.

GIVE ME YOUR GOLDS OR YOU SHALL BE SMITED LOL
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Old Dec 12th, 2005, 07:53 PM       
I like the ferret,it's.....ferry,like furry,only......gah,fuck it.
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Old Dec 12th, 2005, 08:06 PM       
juttin, you would suck less if you learned when to hit 'back' instead of 'submit'
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Old Dec 12th, 2005, 08:11 PM       
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juttin, you would suck less if you learned when to hit 'back' instead of 'submit'

Are you done now? I'm not doing this shit today.

Anyways.....ferrets. I like ferrets. They are like weasels. Weasels steal things. like raccoons. I like raccoons...........
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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 10:49 AM       
Thanks for quoting that, I'd already forgotten what I had said!
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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 11:29 AM       
i had a ferret called pepopo, but it ran away, in fact, im not even sure if i ever had a ferret, or even if ferrets are real.
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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 11:57 AM       
I gots a hankerin' for a banning. Juttin has one day to impress me.
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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 12:25 PM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 01:05 PM       
I'm just trying to encourage the lad.
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 12:25 AM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 10:55 AM       
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