Words teachers said that made you laugh

[mburbank]

Lake Titicaca
Titmouse
Masticate
The Grand Tetons
Uranus

[Dole]

homework

[the_dudefather]

your being held back again

[sadie]

my students think it's funny when i say any variation of "suck" or "crap," which aren't curse words to me.
one was recently complaining because i wouldn't give him credit for his "B," which looked like a "D."
"that sucks," he said.
then i got to use them both AND rhyme! "yes, it does suck that you wrote your 'D' so crappily."

[James]

Sadie, you sound like one of those bitchy teachers that refuse to admit to making mistakes and punish the students for your own shortcomings.

This is why our public school system is failing.

[sadie]

james, you sound like one of those people who make their letters like a hybrid of two to slide by when you really didn't study. talk about blaming others for their shortcomings. sucks to be you.

[ArrowX]

A homly girl in my science class asked why she had so much homework to do (se had been sick for a week before and missed alot)

my teacher replied with "because your fat, and stupid!" then she started crying

[Sethomas]

In second-year French, my teacher was explaining how to make the phlegmatic French "R" sound. "Start to make the 'G' sound, but just notice where your tongue is. When you start to say a word with an R, put your tongue on the G-spot and..."

And then even SHE started hysterically cracking up.

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by mburbank

Masticate

[Gurlugon]

My physics teacher playing ping pong with Indian students and calling them "cheap Jews."

[The One and Only...]

Some rough quotes:

"Other families pick up milk and bread (before a storm), but the {insert teacher's family name}'s pick up beer and cigarettes."

...

"See Jack, you could have used Henry Clay in your life. *WOOAH hold on there honey, don't run over to that other girl just yet... WOOAH hold on there baby..."

- Interrupt to say I'm still friends with my ex.

"Oh, I see, Jack's a playa playa!!"

...

(Talking about polegamy in the early Mormons) "Jack's thinking Mormon."

...

"You know, I think we should call your car the LOVEWAGON. You can get the name painted on the sides."

- I say something about flames.

"Yeah, and you can put in some strobe lights too!"

...

"So when are you gonna give me a ride?"

- I say something about picking up some honeys

"Jack, I'll get so many honeys they'll just spill over to you. Just watch the master at work."

[glowbelly]

jack. you fail life.

[Geggy]

My high school math teacher who walks into class every morning stoned and carrying a large cup of coffee was teaching us basic element of lowest common demoniattor (LCD) and accidently said 'LSD'. The whole class started laughing.

The end.

[ziggytrix]

least significant digit (LSD) is an actual math term, so when you're talking about statistics and rounding, your instructor will no doubt say "you take the LSD and ... " at some point

[GADZOOKS]

My junior high health teacher put a condom on his finger and he said "this feels fantastic"

[eggyolk]

i always got a kick out of the word "penis". just because it is a funny word that you can really appreciate when coming from the mouth of a 60 something year old teacher.

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

My junior high health teacher put a condom on his finger and he said "this feels fantastic"

Your junior high health teacher is cooler than MC hammer.

[Jeff The Ninja]

During Gym last year, our gym teacher told us a story of how some handicapped kid got pegged in the chest by a baseball. During the same class, he talked to us about no trying to jump over the Tennis net, he then attempted to demonstrate and had to go to the hospital For a broken Jaw.

[Jixby Phillips]

how about when they read mark twain books and the characters all say "n*gger" oh man

when the teacher says cusses to be funny

when the teacher says something thats behind the times, dont you realize that YOU ARE OLD AND WE ARE YOOOOOOOUNG

when they talk about somebody being fat

[Jeff The Ninja]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

how about when they read mark twain books and the characters all say "disreputable person of African-American descent, whom I think is quite nice" oh man

when the teacher says cusses to be funny

when the teacher says something thats behind the times, dont you realize that YOU ARE OLD AND WE ARE YOOOOOOOUNG

when they talk about somebody being fat

When I studied To kill a Mocking bird, my teacher called the foreign exchange student a "Nigga" and his "Homie".

And My gym teacher always made fun of my weight, Good thing that broken jaw shut him up.

And yes, a teacher saying FUCK is funny.

[Orange Juice Bruce]

Saide is my hero. I wish she was my teacher in school. then my days would have been saltier.

[Supafly345]

Saidie sounds like a teacher I would fight with and call a bitch, and then get along with outside the classroom since she would be my track coach or something.

[mburbank]

Not one of those things as funny as a teacher saying Uranus, and then you get to ask questions trying to get him to say Uranus again, and if you're really lucky you can ask if any probes are being sent to Uranus.

[the_dudefather]

when discussing planets in class some jackass said something along the lines of:

"does a brown giant gome out of uranus?"

as far as i remember, no-one laughed

[Slinky Ferret]

My french teacher was french and she used to always swear in french, mainly at the tape recorder. So I learnt how to say "shit" and "fuck" in french.

Then I got a really mean french teacher who didn't like me and gave me lots of detentions.

As you can probably guess, I didn't really pass.