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Guildencrantz · #1

it is my belief that the quality of the average American’s life can be measured by the ratio of people per household to the number of lucky charms marshmallows ingested on a daily basis. the lower the people to marshmallow ratio (EX:1 person to 500 marshmallows daily) the higher standard of living for the particular household.

Rosenstern · #2

But what if the ratio is x number of people to 0 marshmallows, where x> 0!? That's an undefined mathematical expression!
OH MY GOD!
My household exists as a mathematical impossibility!

Guildencrantz · #3

That my dear Rosey is exactly my point if you do not ingest marshmallos then you are not living.

That honestly and truely was my thought process and if someone did not get it, then I was prepared to step in and explain.

but you my good friend have done exactly what I intended to do and that is mathmatically prove that it is impossible to live without Lucky charms marshmallows.

further more if you don't eat these marshmallows then you simply exist in metaphisical reality that can: exist, be viewed and interact with people on the Lucky charms plane of existince, but in truth all of you who dont eat at least one marshmallow a day are existing in a seperate plane of reality that just happens to over lape the marshmallow plane.

Guildencrantz · #4

That is to say that the non lucky charms eating reality dose exist, but not on the same terms that the marshmallow eating reality dose,

so by these terms you do not exist in this plane of reality, if you dont eat marshmallows. and if you dont exist in this plane, then you are of little concicuince to this plane, and thus do not exist.

by these same terms it is also true that ther is no god and no after life, because you can only exist in one plane at a time, weather or not these planes overlap.